These Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Aren't Staged At All

02:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Sorry about leaving that Nazi whore up as the top post all weekend. Kinda forgot about it, then I got all your emails. Anyway, here are some Kim Kardashian bikini pictures to help change the mood. Supposedly these pictures were taken on Kim's "day off," but what I want to know is day oof from what? Did she take a day off from going to the beach in her bikini by sitting on a yacht in her bikini?

And what the fuck is up with her going to Miami every other week anyway? Is it so fucking hard to get a tan in LA, or does she just want to experience the different kinds of douchebags on both coasts? Anyway, we're supposed to believe that these are some candid shots, taken of Kim unawares, but it feels more like she paid some photographer to "catch her" in inaction. Probably because no one's been paying attention to her for a while. Honestly, I don't know who's worse, Kim or that Nazi whore.

What? Too rough?

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: These Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Aren't Staged At All

Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures are Sexy and See-Through

11:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

The other day we brought you Stephanie Seymour nipple slip bikini pictures, and today we have more, and possibly even sexier Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures than are also slightly see-through. The Supermodel and super sexy MILF is still enjoying the beach in St. Barts, and I know I'm still enjoying pictures of her at the beach in St. Barts. And yes, in that first row of pictures, she is sticking her hand up her top and rubbing her breasts. You're welcome.

UPDATE: Found a couple new pics, including another Stephanie Seymour nipple slip and a nother shot of her groping her own breasts. Awesome.

Photo credit: Splash News / Fame

Link: Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures are Sexy and See-Through

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nude Picture Ends Sandra Bullock's Marriage

12:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Okay, I really, really, really don't care about actual celebrity gossip, and especially not gossip about Sandra Bullock, but this one is a little different since it involves a naked, tattooed stripper. So, the story, from what I care to gather, is that Sandra husband, and one-time TV car guy, Jesse James cheated on Sandra with this stripper / walking art museum named Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. Of course Sandra got pissed, and is now walking out. So why am I writing about this? Well, it is celeb-related, and there are some Michelle Bombshell naked pictures, and I thought you might want to see them...

Link: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nude Picture Ends Sandra Bullock's Marriage

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Are No Secret

12:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

It's no secret that Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women on the entire planet, but every once in a while you might need a little reminder. Thankfully, we have Victoria's Secret around to point out this fact with some very sexy Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Yes, they're just catalogue pictures, not quite the magazine poses we'd like, but as far as reminders go, this one will do very, very nicely.

Link: Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Are No Secret

Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

11:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

As we always say, once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel, and since we love nothing more than seeing Supermodels in bikinis, these Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures are great, no matter how old she is. Of course, they're even better than that, since we actually have a Stephanie Seymour nipple slip, too! Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

Yes, Alessanda Ambrosio is Still Sexy

11:39 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

In case you were wondering, Alessandra Ambrosio is still sexy, and the proof is right here in the new issue of Elle France magazine. Of course, if you don't think that seeing Alessandra Ambrosio topless, or showing some nipple in a see-through top is sexy, well, you've got problems I can't really help you with. But if you do think Alessandra is one of God's great accomplishments in this world, then you're welcome.

Link: Yes, Alessanda Ambrosio is Still Sexy

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Could Be Better

12:40 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It's not that we don't like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what's with the colour of your face being a completely different colour than the rest of your body. Maybe you shouldn't be doing your own makeup. I don't know. I'm sure Audrina would be happy to give you some pointers. She seems to know how to do a bikini right. Just don't go getting some crazy breast implants. Somehow, I don't think that would work for you.

Photo credit: Splash News / Fame

Link: Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Could Be Better

Coco Naked in a Tanning Bed FTW

11:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Coco, aka Nicole Austin, aka that lady with the ridiculously ginormous ass, just loves to show off that crazy ass of hers, but I think a picture of Coco naked in a tanning bed might be taking things a bit far. Don't you? Okay, maybe not, but it's pretty scary seeing all that ass under black light. I suppose if you have an ass that big, you might as well show it off, seeing as how you don't really have much choice in the matter. But there's a difference between accepting the burdens gifts God gave you, and flaunting them on Twitter every chance you get. And speaking of Twitter, here are a bunch of other pictures of Coco's ass (and boobs) that she has graciously posted on Twitter. She's so refined.

Link: Coco Naked in a Tanning Bed FTW

Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

01:22 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

FHM was kind enough to make a compendium of US TV hotties in their April issue, and making the list are some hot Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, some great Eva Amurri cleavage, Summer Glau in her bra, Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a wet, see-though wife-beater, and Erin Cummings in what I believe is a leopard-print bikini. So, good job FHM! Keep it up.

Link: Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

Sophia Bush Bikini Pictures!

11:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

It's been a while since we've seen anything from mega-hottie Sophia Bush, and in fact, these pictures are a little old - from last June - but I haven't seen them before, and that's all that matters. What also matters is that these are some very sexy Sophia Bush bikini pictures taken on the set of One Tree Hill, a show that, mysteriously, has yet to be cancelled. Then again, when you take a look at Sophia Bush in her bikini, it's actually not that hard to figure out why it's still on the air.

Link: Sophia Bush Bikini Pictures!