Bikinis Posts:

Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pictures for Your Blue Hawaiian Balls (of Fun)

Well, now this is a pleasant weekend surprise.

Okay, granted, seeing rare glimpses of super hot and curvy Scarlett Johansson in a little blue bikini on the Hawaiian islands is somewhat tempered by the fact that she's making out with her new boyfriend in several of the photos (we cut them, for the sake of the children). And, yes, there does appear to be a formation of some cheese d' cottage on the thigh area of Black Widow. But...this is Scarlett Johansson showing far more skin than she has since her team of high-priced attorneys had to go L.A. Law across the entire Internet last fall when her naughty self-published photos flew across the digisphere.

This is a good thing, the bikini candids I mean, not teams of attorneys on retainer. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright Swimsuit Pictures from Set of ‘The Grandmothers’

A pair of childhood friends and neighbors fall for each other's sons.

-- plot line for 'The Grandmothers'

Oh, yes, consider me intrigued. Double GILFs getting doubly kinky with each other's boys. I mean, given that this film stars Robin Wright and Naomi Watts, it won't exactly be like the adult films with similar themes we watch her nightly, let alone as hot as a Stephanie Seymour vacation with the boys to the beach, but when taboo is involved, we definitely perk up. And when Robin Wright and Naomi Watts are on set in swimsuits, we double perk.

Now, of course this Aussie-shot film is going to be all sappy and smart and emotional and all the feelings we're uncomfortable with, but during production, we're definitely going to be keeping our peepers on these two ladies, because we are very comfortable when staring. Enjoy.

Cody Kennedy’s Bikini Doesn’t Fit, So We’d Recommend She Just Take It Off

Cody Kennedy is perhaps best known for being named Nylon magazine's 'It' Girl back in 2008 (along with Zooey Deschanel). And while Cody's career path has exactly paralleled Zooey, she is going to be in the upcoming Piranha 3DD as a chesty lifeguard, which at least to us, sounds downright Oscar worthy.

Cody was by the beach in Santa Monica yesterday modeling a bikini for some pimped out local bikini brand, flashing her wares, and not altogether fitting so well into her two piece swimwear. We've been examining these photos very carefully for several hours here now, and we're not exactly sure why her bikin doesn't fit, but we'd like to recommend she take it off and start over. Kind of like a mammary-flashing Mulligan. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mi-ami

Talk about delicious, Octagonally wickedly hot Arianny Celeste was captured candidly by the pool in Miami in a little bikini that could barely contain her busting-out body. Now, I know many of you will argue to the end of time who the hottest UFC ring girl is, and, it is a fun debate, at least when photo evidence is involved, but I find it hard to believe there is any more far more sextastic than Arianny, who even when caught without notice, puts on an a-game show of awesome.

Arianny Celeste, big boobtastic bikini candids. Yep. that's a good way to start your morning. Enjoy.

 

Agnes Olech Sexes Up FHM Spain (in Photos By One Of Our Readers)

Congratulations to Egotastic! Reader, Roger Snider, photographer extraordinary, whose photos of Polish model and actress Agnes Olech made their steamy way onto the pages of this month's FHM Spain.

Now, I am told photography is a difficult art, fraught with all types of perilous potential for disaster, and some hard work to boot, but I'm not exactly buying into the sob stories when you get to spend countless hours with a half-dressed hottie posing her in a sexy little bikini (albeit, that knife would kind of scare me). Enjoy.

Be sure to check out more of Roger's work at his personal photography site.

Miranda Kerr Bikini Candids Makes Us Damn Jealous of a Nanny

Yep, that's Miranda Kerr in a green bikini relaxing Down Under, and, yep, that's her all-too hot-bikini bodied nanny adjusting Miranda's bikini bottom for her.

Are we really so shameful as to be jealous of a nanny merely because she gets to wiggle her fingers in between Miranda Kerr's bikini bottom and her bare butt cheeks? Hell yeah we are. Those should've been our digits de-wedgifying the taut rump of one of the hottest women on the planet. I mean, we did apply for the nanny job not twice but thrice, and probably would've got it too were it not for certain Internet background check 'irregularities'. 

Nevertheless, once we get past our petty jealousy, we get to behold these long-distance, but wonderfully captured shots of our be-lusted Miranda Kerr, poolside, in her bikini, flashing the MILF-madness body that forces us to imagine giving her a brief, but sharp spanking, for being ever so teasy (okay, so maybe I'm not really properly psychologically fit to be a nanny after all). Enjoy.

Emma Stone Bikini Pictures Are Candidly Gingertastic

There are three things I want to see before I die. Paris Hilton's medical records, the Taj Mahal, and Emma Stone nekkid. Not necessarily in that order.

We all lust Emma Stone, we do, let's be real. And after The Amazing Spider-Man this summer, well, we're going to have to share her fantasy-wise with every pre-pubescent boy on the planet. But, for today, she's all ours. And don't you know Emma has rewarded us with some not-oft ogled bits of her ginger-topped body, courtesy of these telescopic bikini candids from her poolside in Rio.

If seeing Emma Stone dripping wet in a little black bikini fresh out of the water isn't making your Easy A just a little bit harder today, you're not ogling properly. Enjoy