Katy Perry Brings Her Golden Globes to the Grammys (After Party)

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Here's Katy Perry and her fantastic cleavage at the EMI Grammy Awards After Party. Keen-eyed readers may have noticed that this is the only Grammy related post I'm doing today. That's because the Grammys suck, and have nothing to do with actual good music. But not only that, the celebs at the show weren't even dressed sexy at all. These Katy Perry cleavage pictures are the best I could find, and they're from the after party. She wasn't even wearing this dress at the show. So, the lesson of the day, the Grammy awards this year were doubly useless, and Katy Perry has nice breasts. But not as nice as Christina Hendricks' breasts.

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Christina Hendricks Brings Her Golden Globes to the DGA Awards

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I don't even think the Director's Guild of America Awards are televised, which is just as well, because who the fuck needs to watch another awards show, but when Christina Hendricks is there showing off her crazy cleavage, the full motion aspect of video is much appreciated. In fact, Christina Hendricks boobs are so spectacular, that I'd even sit through a million more boring speeches just to get another glimpse at them.

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Golden Globes at the Golden Globes

04:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

Like all award shows, the Golden Globes basically sucked. Aside from a few good lines from the always great Ricky Gervais, I felt like smaking just about everyone else, except for Robert Downey Jr. But that doesn't mean the night was a total loss, because one thing that you can usually count on at the Golden Globes is all the Golden Globes. And yes, I'm talking about boobs. The clear winner in the Best Boobs category was hands down Christina Hendricks, but othe nominees, Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Heather Graham, and Olivia Wilde looked pretty damn good, too.

Oh, and check out Lindsay Lohan actually looking hot and pretty, and not like a strung-out junkie trying to get her next fix. There might be hope for her yet.

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Blake Lively's Red Carpet Cleavage is Red Hot

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Yes, I took the day off on Friday. No, I didn't die. I should have left a note. I didn't think you'd all go crazy. Sorry. But to make up for it, here's Blake Lively showing some crazy cleavage on the Emmys red carpet. Now, if there's anyone left in the world who thinks Blake Lively's breasts are real, whatever argument you may have been making has just been completely demolished. Unless Blake is holding out on some kind of secret anti-gravity machine, there is no way those things are real. They're still nice to look at, though.

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Katy Perry and the MTV VMA Hotties

12:41 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

The MTV Video Music Awards were last night, and to be perfectly honest, I didn't even know. But aside from a few notable moments involving one incredible douchebag, I'm sure I didn't miss much. Katy Perry brought her tits along. Just thought I'd mention that. Good luck trying to touch them, though. Those things look sharp.

Katy Perry

Keri Hilson

Kristin Cavallari

Rose Byrne

Taylor Swift

Whitney Port

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81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

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66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

01:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:44 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I'm pretty damn sure I didn't miss anything. If you've seen one award show, you've seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn't mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.

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2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

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I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

03:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it's annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.

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