Egotastic
Okay, yes, so I'm infatuated with Miranda Kerr. So when we saw her at the AACTA Awards evening presentation down in Sydney, after her quick change out of bikini photoshoots by day, well, I just had to share. Yes, she's wearing far too much clothing, but she's still so steamy sextastic I just wanted to share my excitement at discovering that on occasion even the Neanderthal men among us can appreciate a fine woman all dolled up for some award show we've never heard of and only care about because we can imagine knocking boots with Miranda in an alley behind the building.
Oh, Miranda, you own my heart and my loins, if I had a second set of either, you could have those too. It's time to drop this charade with your purse-holding husband and come back to the man cave where we will make the many babies. Enjoy.
Shailene Woodley and Rooney Mara Steal the Red Carpet at the Santa Barbara Film Festival
If I had to go with super secret hot three-way lust crushes, I couldn't think of a better coupling that Shailene Woodley, our new found young actress obsession from The Descendants, and Rooney Mara, who cleans up ever so hotly and has been all around town this award season for her lead role in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
And what do I lust most about these two young actresses, well, they're both sextastic, but one has already done nekkid on film and I am already anticipating the day when Shailene joins the indie thespianic full-body show fold. It's going to be a wonderful moment and I can already sense it coming. We'll keep you updated. Enjoy.
LOVE LOVE LUST SHAILENE. HOW LONG TIL THE TOP COMES OFF?