Nicollette Sheridan Does a Bikini Good

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We've seen Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini before, but I sure as hell don't remember her looking this good. I mean, that's an amazing ass for a 20-year-old, and Nicollette is what, 73!? It's hard to acurately guage her true age, because as you can tell by her face, certain parts of her body are only a few weeks old (like her lips). But who cares how old she is. That is one slammin' bod. Don't you just love modern medicine?

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Salma Hayek Nipple Slip on German TV

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Oh, hello! Is that a Salma Hayek nipple slip on on German TV!? Sorta, kinda, almost, but let's go for yeah. Salma was a guest on German talk show Wetten Das, and decided to wear a Bavarian-style outfit, complete with extreme cleavage. But Salma was busting out of her bustier, and showing a bit of nip as well. Now for you purists, and anatamy freaks, yes, it was just areola, but that's good enough to call it a nipple slip in my book.

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Beyonce Bikini, But No Booty

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For a woman who extoled the virtues of her bootyliciousness, you'd think these Beyonce bikini pictures would be showing off her ass more, and boy does she have a lot of ass to show off. But instead, she's got it all wrapped up under a not-particularly-flattering wrap. And speaking of not particularly flattering, that bikini top isn't doing her any favours either. Remember the days when Beyonce was sexy? Yeah, me neither.

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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Calendar Pictures

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It's Friday, and if you're anything like me, you're already checked out, and just counting the hours until the weekend officially starts. So let's keep things simple and sexy with some Gemma Atkinson bikini pictures from her 2009 calendar.

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Jessica Alba is Gagged and Bound

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So here's one way of getting young voters' attentions: Make a weird, kinky ad campaign featuring Jessica Alba in S&M gear, and bound in latex wraps. It will certainly get your kink level up, but I'm not sure how it's supposed to get anyone to vote. The campaign is from the site DeclareYourself.com, and is supposed to remid you that if you don' vote, it's the same as being silenced. Okay, but all I can think about is Jessica Alba in latex, strapped to my bed.

Amongst other celebs in the campaign, Christina Aguilera got her mouth sewn shut, which I think is just a brilliant thing to do in any situation.

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Sarah Palin Swimsuit Pictures are Debate Night Prep

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Well, it's debate night tonight, and you know what that means... Sarah Palin swimsuit pictures! Okay, so Sarah Palin probably won't be wearing a bikini tonight, but that would definitely make for a more interesting debate, especially considering that tonight's debate format doesn't allow for rebuttal, or direct questions between the candidates. But you didn't come here for all that political crap, did you? Hence the Sarah Palin swimsuit pictures.

And don't forget about Sarah Palin's swimsuit video.

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Amy Smart Nude Video from Mirrors

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Not too long ago, we saw Amy Smart topless with nipple tape, and a nice Amy Smart nipple slip and now, here's Amy Smart nude in her new movie, Mirrors. By all accounts, the movie is absolutely terrible. Obviously, I haven't seen it. And now, you don't have to either, because the best 20 seconds of the movie are right here. You're welcome.

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Amy Smart Nude Video from Mirrors

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Lindsay Lohan's Bikini Love Fest Continues

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Once again we've got some great Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures from her romantic Mexican getaway with Samantha Ronson, and once again, the only problem with these Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures is Samantha Ronson in a bikini. Of course, you could just hold your hand up to the screen and cover up Samantha Ronson. What you do with your other hand is completely up to you.

And if you're wondering why Samantha Ronson looks so confused in that top pictures, it's because she can't believe Lindsay Lohan is into her either.

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Diora Baird is Topless in Maxim, But Not Topless Enough

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My very favourite new Hollywood hottie, Diora Baird, is topless in the new issue of Maxim UK magazine, but not nearly topless enough. There's that one shot of her actually topless, but covering up, and there also a shot of her in a pretty see-through shirt, but you still can't see everything. It's frustrating, but truth be told, I'd take Diora Baird in a parka over no Diora Baird at all. Of course, if she was naked under the parka, and had a penchant for flashing, that would be even better.

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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini is Better than Samantha Ronson in a Bikini

03:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures

You know, I have no problem with Lindsay Lohan's newfound lesbianism, but she couldn't find a more attractive girlfriend? Because it would be really hot if Lindsay Lohan was hooking up with Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Biel or someone like that, but Samantha Ronson is not sexy by any stretch of the imagination. And let me tell you, after seeing Samantha Ronson in a bikini, my imagination has lost all ability to stretch, if you know what I mean. Thankfully, we've got Lindsay Lohan in a bikini to help out with that.

Lots more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures (and Samantha Ronson bikini pictures) after the jump.

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