ZOMBIES!!!!!

If you liked the Garbage Pail Kids, you'll love the Hollywood Zombies. (CityRag)

Pamela Anderson is now doing magic shows. Her career is really on a role. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Alba's ass, from a very nice angle. (CollegeHumor)

Kate Moss is back to being creepy skinny again. (DListed)

Jessica Alba is voted Sexiest Superhero. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton has the handwriting of a serial killer. (Pink is the New Blog)

Also, Paris Hilton's doctor, the one for her head, isn't actually a doctor. So that explains some things. (Radar)

Are Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal dunzo already? (PopSugar)

Cindy Crawford in front of the camera. It's Bryan Adams' camera, but I won't knock her for it. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Britney Spears has another perfume. (IDLYITW)

NBC will be paying Paris Hilton $1 Million for her first post-prison interview. (Just Jared)

John Mayer is going after Penelope Cruz. (A Socialite's Life)

Victoria Beckham's denim line is supposedly over-priced and made out of cheap fabric. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton treats her pets like crap. Big surprise there. (Celebslam)