Weekend Links

Rachel Bilson goes to the mall; rides the escalator. Fun! (Hollywood Tuna)

I never get tired of Jessica Alba. Especially when she looks this hot. (eBaum's World)

In honor of the new Harry Potter book, here's Lindsay Lohan as Hermione Granger, with her magical boobs. (CollegeHumor)

Imogen Thomas from Big Brother UK goes topless! (ZOO NSFW)

Holy crap! Kim Smith is haaaaawt. (Popoholic)

Rihanna wants to be the Black Madonna. (DListed)

Paris Hilton takes her taco to Taco Bell. (Pink is the New Blog)

Giselle Bundchen is 27 today. That makes her 5 days older than me. Weird. (PopSugar)

Victoria Silvstedt can still rock the lingerie. (Horny Oyster)

Naomi Campbell does a Dunkin Donuts commercial. (IDLYITW)

Madonna sure does love her mobile devices. (Just Jared)

Is Lauren Hill afraid of success? (A Socialite's Life)

Christina Aguilera defends Briteny Spears' parenting skills (or lack thereof). (CityRag)

Usher doesn't like his fans. (Hollywood Rag)

Double Video Bonus:

Watching models fall on the runway is fun, but it's even more fun to watch the news anchors laughing at her.

For my money, Captain Picard is by far the sexiest Captain in Starfleet. Don't agree? Just watch.