Weekend Links

Elisha Cuthbert knows how to handle a hockey stick. (Hollywood Tuna)

Okay, it's official, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are officially dunzo. (Pink is the New Blog)

Here's some Brook Burke bikini pics to warm up your weekend. (Popoholic)

This is just to remind you of how gross Britney Spears is. (CollegeHumor)

Jordan is pregnant again. Great. (DListed)

Paris Hilton is being sued. Does it really matter for what? (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Lopez is acting like ti was her choice to step back from the spotlight, when people reallly just don't like her anymore. (Popsugar)

McDreamy has McStyle? I don't even know what that means. (Just Jared)

Madonna's new kid is already a brat. (A Socialite's Life)

Supposedly, Steve-O is really just a big sweetheart. Um, okay. (CityRag)

A hottie for every month of the year. Or something like that. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Heather Locklear is just as hot as she was 22 years ago. I think she might be an alien. (Popbytes)

Claire Danes is on the rebound. (Celebrity Nation)

Dina Lohan is just as slutty as Lindsay. (CelebNewsWire)

Bonus Video:

Apparently, Paula Abdul likes to get drunk before she goes on morning talk shows. She and Simon must really be getting along.