That Bitch is Crazy

Tyra Banks is crazy. Completely batshit, nutso, goofball crazy. And not even pretty anymore. (CollegeHumor)

Jenna Jameson's taste in men is questionable. (Hollywood Tuna)

If you didn't get enough Suri Cruise the first time, here's some more. (Pink is the New Blog)

Angelina Jolie is a drama queen. And how! (DListed)

Some people don't like Sofia Coppolla's Marie Antoinette. And by some I mean most. And by most I mean all. (IDLYITW)

Kate Hudson is not pregnant. In case you were wondering. (Popsugar)

Paris Hilton has done a lot crappy things, but Internet Spam? When will she stop!? (Defamer)

I wouldn't say Cameron Diaz got hit my the ugly stick, but she definitely got hit by the scary stick. (Premium Hollywood)

Holly Valance, on the other hand, got hit by the super-pretty stick, if she was hit with anything at all. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston was spotted baby shopping. No, not shopping for babies. Shopping for stuff for babies. But not her babies. She ain't got no babies. (Just Jared)

Naturally, nobody believes Heather Mills, and are siding with Paul McCartney. The guy was in the Beatles, after all. (A Socialite's Life)

Tori Spelling is either broke or nuts. What? She can't be both? (CityRag)

So, it turns out, the father of Madonna's new adopted baby didn't even know what he was signing. (Hollywood Rag)

Basically, George Clooney is short, is what you're saying. (MollyGood)

Kate Moss is pregnant with Pete Doherty's baby. Good luck kid. (CelebNewsWire)