Someone Make Her Stop

Heidi Montag wants to record an entire album. Ugh. (Just Jared)

That would be Lindsay Lohan giving a blowjob. (CollegeHumor)

Heather Locklear checked into rehab for "anxiety" and "depression." Uh huh. (DListed)

Paris Hilton treats her pets like they were her children. God, I hope she never has kids. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears gets overnight visits with her kids. Aren't they lcuky... (PopSugar)

A little Gillian Anderson cleavage for ya. (Popoholic)

Kathy Griffin never had sex with Steve Wozniak. Either way it's still gross. (Defamer)

Anne Hathaway's ex got arrested. Again. (Socialite Life)

Jennifer Lopez is demanding. (IDLYITW)

Wait a minute, shouldn't Michael Jackson's kids be at least half black? (CityRag)

Madonna is going to dump her husband, but only after her tour. (Hollywood Rag)