Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Reese Witherspoon looks stunning in Bazaar magazine. (PopSugar)

Victoria Beckham doesn't like food. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen Stefani's ass needs a good scratching. (IDLYITW)

Jarah Mariano makes lingerie look goooooood. (CelebSlam)

Lindsay Lohan is a towel head. Literally. (Pink is the New Blog)

Rose McGowan and Mary Elizabeth Winstead are gonna make Grindhouse really hot. (Popoholic)

Janice Dickinson is banned from LA Fashion Week for being a complete psycho. (DListed)

Gene Simmons of Kiss, got the world's worst face lift. (A Socialite's Life)

Snoop Dogg really shouldn't try to be a trend-setter. (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie passed out on the set of The Simple Life and spent the day in her trailer. Aren't reality shows not supposed to have sets and trailers? (Hollywood Rag)

Feeling sorry for Britney Spears is stupid. (CityRag)

Who knew Bruce Willis' birthday was so festive? (CollegeHumor)

Will Smith is too good to wipe his own ass. (Yeeeah!)

Joanna Krupa doesn't leave much to the imagine. But that's OK. (FHM)

Video Bonus:

The last Pirates of the Caribbean movie sucked, and the new probably will too, but you know you're going to see it. Here's the trailer. Yay?