There may be a poorly signed birth certificate for Suri Cruise, but that still doesn't mean she exists. Anyone can forge a birth certificate, especially Scientologists. (DListed)
Paris Hilton reveals that The Simple Life is fake. I'm sure the same goes for her music, and remaining brain cell. (Popsugar)
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are still boring. (Hollywood Rag)
Jared Leto doesn't have the Rocker clout to back up his stage moves. (CityRag)
Kevin Federline pretends to be a good dad for the cameras. (MollyGood)
Don't make Zinedine Zidane angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. (CollegeHumor)
Egotastic
Post-Weekend Wastedness
Matthew McConaughey sure knows how to party. (Pink is the New Blog)
Nicole Richie is about as scary and useless as it gets. (Hollywood Tuna)
Pirates of the Caribbean made way too much money. (IDLYITW)
Madonna's commitment to Kabbalah seems to be just as fleeting as the sham cult religion itself. Quelle surprise. (A Socialite's Life)
Queen Latifah is
onin Life Support. (Just Jared)There may be a poorly signed birth certificate for Suri Cruise, but that still doesn't mean she exists. Anyone can forge a birth certificate, especially Scientologists. (DListed)
Paris Hilton reveals that The Simple Life is fake. I'm sure the same goes for her music, and remaining brain cell. (Popsugar)
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are still boring. (Hollywood Rag)
Jared Leto doesn't have the Rocker clout to back up his stage moves. (CityRag)
Kevin Federline pretends to be a good dad for the cameras. (MollyGood)
Don't make Zinedine Zidane angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. (CollegeHumor)