New Nose, New Eyes, New Chin, Same Brain

Is Ashlee Simpson addicted to plastic surgery? Probably. (Popsugar)

Sophie Monk hits the Teen Choice Awards. (Hollywood Tuna)

Trent parties with K-Fed. Though I don't really understand why. (Pink is the New Blog)

Guess what? Justin Timberlake's new song is even worse than K-Fed's. (DListed)

Ice T., Coco, and Coco's nipple. (CollegeHumor)

While evading the Paparazzi in India, Angelina Jolie's car hit a guy on a motorcycle. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Aniston tells Oprah everything you don't care about. (Just Jared)

Here's a nice Mel Gibson halloween costume idea. (Defamer)

Are Jessica Simpson and Sheryl Crow planning to sing together? I really hope not. (A Socialite's Life)

Charlize Theron has magical powers. (CityRag)

It looks like Gwen Stefani has left No Doubt behind for good. (Popoholic)

There's really nothing creepier than Michael Jackson. Except Michael Jackson dressed as a woman. (Hollywood Rag)

Billy Bush made Eva Longoria fall down. At least he's good for something. (Celebrity Nation)

K-Fed (yes, another K-fed bit) wants Britney to stay fat, cuz he knows if she loses weight, he'll be out on his ass. (CelebNewsWire)