Fat Lips, Boney Ass

Nicole Richie should try injecting some fat into her ass, instead of her lips. (A Socialite's Life)

Jenna Jameson talks about her weight on MySpace. (Hollywood Tuna)

Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain is quite possibly the hottest girl in the world. (Horny Oyster)

Fergie is just a fugly alien from outer space. That explains so much. (DListed),

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler seem to not hate each other anymore. (Pink is the New Blog)

Supposedly, Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone don't sleep with producers to get good songs. (IDLYITW)

Dina Lohan tries to slut it up like Lindsay. (PopSugar)

The FHM High Street Honeys may be a pop group manufactured by a mens magazine, but at least you know they're videos will be hot. (PopBytes)

Eliza Dushku looks cute hanging out by the pool. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez is easy ti laugh at. (Just Jared)

Sanjaya Malakar vs. Phil Spector: Hair War! (CityRag)

Who would ever have guessed that being married to Tom Cruise wouldn't be a great choice? Oh, right. Everybody. (Hollywood Rag)

Proof that Carlos Mencia steals jokes from Bill Cosby. (CollegeHumor)

Angelina Jolie is already bringing her new favourite child home. (CelebNewsWire)

Vince Vaughn needs to use his "inside voice" when he's drunk in a restaurant. (Defamer)