Dick in a Box

Here's three reasons to love Rihanna. (DListed)

Tara Conner is out as Miss USA. (Hollywood Tuna)

New York Knicks vs Denver Nuggets. FIGHT!!! (CollegeHumor)

Britney Spears gets booed at the basketball game. (Pink is the New Blog)

Angelina Jolie is likes collecting kids. They're like the ultimate accessory. (IDLYITW)

Tom Cruise has cast Posh Spice as an alien bride in his crazy Scientology movie. Now that's good casting. (Popsugar)

In case you were wondering, Kelly Osbourne is still unattractive. (Just Jared)

Gemma Atkinson is your holiday hottie. (Popoholic)

Are the Spice Girls getting back together? More importnantly, will anyone care? (A Socialite's Life)

Get yourself dome celebrity DNA. (CityRag)

Mary-Kate Olsen is scarier than ever. (Hollywood Rag)

Okay, Justin Timberlake knows what the fuck he's doing. (MollyGood)

Pamela Anderson would have married anyone, Kid Rock just happened to be there. (CelebNewsWire)

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