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Nicole Richie: a living anatomy lesson. (Gallery of the Absurd)

Nikki Cox is getting pretty gross, too. (Hollywood Tuna)

Sandra Bullock has a stalker. Yeah, I didn't believe it either. (A Socialite's Life)

Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy should not be in charge of marketing the band's new album. (Pink is the New Blog)

Christian Bale is Batman. You can't give Batman a parking ticket! (Just Jared)

Is Tori Spelling hinting that she's pregnant? (Popsugar)

Fergie has been cast in the new Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez horror film. You know, just to make sure it's creepy and gross. (IDLYITW)

Nelly Furtado is nice enough to stop and sign autograph. (Hollywood Rag)

Fran Drescher is going into politics? Don't late night talk show hosts have enough politicians to make fun of already? (CityRag)

Geri Halliwell (who you may have known as Ginger Spice) has jumped on the retarded baby name bandwagon, naming her newborn daughter Bluebell Madonna Halliwell. Yeah, that's retarded. (DListed)

It's Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" as performed by the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, and it's brilliant. (CollegeHumor)

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