40 Years of Hotness – We’ve Got You Covered

Looking for a fun way to spend an afternoon? Check out 40 years worth of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition covers. (Horny Oyster)

Fergie isn't very sexy when she's stuffing her face. (Hollywood Tuna)

Warning: If you don't want to see Britney Spears naked and pregnant, don't go into the Tokyo subway. (Pink is the New Blog)

K-Fed has a guest role on CSI. Come on people, don't you understand, if you feed them, they never go away. (IDLYITW)

Mark Wahlberg is number one, and the Snakes drop to number six. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Jennifer Aniston going to work for Nike? (Just Jared)

Cher's son is afraid that Paris Hilton is contagious. (DListed)

Bruce Willis gets punked by George Clooney. (Popsugar)

Serena Williams is fried. (Hollywood Rag)

Now you can own Britney and Kevin's vacuum-sealed leftovers. Yum. (CityRag)

Nicole Richie's twig legs give way. (MollyGood)

Jared Leto goes goth. (CelebNewsWire)

This is pretty cool: Watch a guy's beard grow through the magic of time-lapse photography. (CollegeHumor)