Deep Throat

11:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Jessica Simpson needs to use that mouth for something other than singing. (DListed)

Kristen Stewart in leather. Yeah. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan shops her way into her 23rd year. (PopSugar)

Rosario Dawson is seriously sexy. (Popoholic)

Gwyneth Paltrow needs to move to Spain. (IDLYITW)

Gisele Bundchen has probably the best ass ever. (CityRag)

Hot girls of summer. (CollegeHumor)

Link: Deep Throat

The Haggard Look

10:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Mischa Barton hits the clubs a little too hard (and they hit back). (PopSugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow still hates America. (DListed)

Michelle Trachtenberg is getting married... (Pink is the New Blog)

Ashley Greene looking sexy in Nylon magazine. (Popoholic)

Milla Jovovich and Sigourney Weaver are some of the Kick Ass Women of Sci-Fi. (CityRag)

Amy Winehouse gets Lego-fied. (Popbytes)

Reminder: Hilary Duff looks hot in a bikini! (CollegeHumor)

Link: The Haggard Look

She's a Man, Baby!

11:03 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Mariah Carey needs a shave. (CityRag)

Oh look, Nicky Hilton is back. (DListed)

AnnaLynne McCord is a hottie. (Popoholic)

Sarah Jessica Parker shows off her twins. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan is still celebrating her birthday. (PopSugar)

Deleted sex scene from Transformers 2. (Monkey Mag)

Funny video: Web Site Story. (CollegeHumor)

Link: She's a Man, Baby!

Schwing!

11:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Hello, Anna Kournikova! (Popoholic)

Adriana Lima is the reason cameras were invented. (CollegeHumor)

Janet Jackson honours her brother. (DListed)

Paris Hilton found the love of her life. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears looks bad as a blonde, and as a brunette. (PopSugar)

Fergie wears granny panties. (CityRag)

Rosie Jones. Yes, please. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Link: Schwing!

Farrah Fawcett is Dead, Too

12:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Farrah Fawcett is dead, too. (CNN)

Rachel Hunter got dumped. (DListed)

Kylie Minogue and Demi Moore are BFFs. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris Hilton is still in Dubai. Still an idiot. (PopSugar)

It's kind of crazy how stunning Megan Fox is. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears is nearly falling out. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan was so hot. (CollegeHumor)

Link: Farrah Fawcett is Dead, Too

Runaways With Me

06:05 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Dakota Fanning. Woah. (Pink is the New Blog)

Marilyn Manson is old and fat. (DListed)

I don't think there's anyone hotter than Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain. (Popoholic)

More Daniela Hantuchova please. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Apparently, Olivia Munn only owns one bikini. (Goldenfiddlr)

Audrina Patridge is getting her own show. (PopSugar)

I don't know who Mirella Grisales is, but she is hawt. (CityRag)

Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper are doing it. (PopBytes)

Link: Runaways With Me

New New New

06:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

The new cover for New Moon is big news. (Socialite Life)

Blonde hotness. (CollegeHumor)

Drew Barrymore is kind of an idiot. (DListed)

Cameron Diaz got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears shops like poor people. (PopSugar)

Megan Fox looks like a Greek godess. (Popoholic)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick welcome twins Marion and Tabitha. (Just Jared)

Doutzen Kroes heats up NYC. (CityRag)

Link: New New New

Moaning Lisa

06:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Mona Lisa topless! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Megan Fox pretends she's not a total bitch. (DListed)

Chris Brown pleads guilty to beating up Rihanna. (Pink is the New Blog)

I'm not going to read Lauren Conrad's book. Are you? (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff gets wet, sexy. (Popoholic)

Madonna has her new African baby. (IDLYITW)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhall in matching dorky outfits. (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan is pretty fucking pathetic. (Celebslam)

Jon and Kate are getting divorced. I guess it wasn't just a publicity stunt after all. Or was it? (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears has Cooties. Or is that Herpes? (CityRag)

Link: Moaning Lisa

Weekend Links

12:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Megan Fox because it's Friday. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears really is that stupid. (CollegeHumor)

Imogen Thomas shows us what she's got. (ZOO)

Emilie de Ravin is gonna get cut. (DListed)

Sophie Reade of Big Brother UK strips down. (Monkey Mag)

Josie Bisset is coming back to Melrose Place. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper are totally doing it. (PopSugar)

Lindsay Lohan will not be charged. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Lopez baby bump watch. (Just Jared)

Is Britney Spears being forced to tour? (Socialite Life)

Paula Abdul holds up well. (CityRag)

Link: Weekend Links

They Still Look Like Crap

12:05 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Victoria Beckham got newer, smaller boobs. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are dunzo. Again. (Pink is the New Blog)

Reese Witherspoon is always grumpy. (PopSugar)

Scarlett Johansson is a sexy brunette. (Popoholic)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna should start a club. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Lopez is pregnant again. (Just Jared)

Katie Holmes thinks she can dance. (Socialite Life)

Kate Gosselin is a monster, in case you didn't already know. (Celebslam)

Gisele Bundchen eats hamburgers!? (CityRag)

Is Britney Spears getting married to Jason Trawick? (PopBytes)

Link: They Still Look Like Crap