America's Next Top Fattie*

12:36 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

America's Next Top Model is fat. Sorry. "Plus size." And yes, the show is rigged. (DListed)

Here she is, the Hottest College Girl in America. (CollegeHumor)

Shania Twain is single. (Pink is the New Blog)

Are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson dunzo? Again? (PopSugar)

Christina Aguilera is busting out. (Popoholic)

Anne Heche is totally broke. (Defamer)

Victoria Beckham steps out to promote her new clothing line. (Just Jared)

Dolly Parton is thinking about suing Howard Stern. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on vacation... Together. Uh oh. (A Socialite's Life)

Is that Christina Aguilera or a transvestite? And what's the difference? (CityRag)

London Police let Amy Winehouse off the hook for using crack. (Hollywood Rag)

* Yes, I know, she's not actually fat. But the title is funnier that way.

Link: America's Next Top Fattie*

Nice is Nice

11:50 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Mischa Barton isn't looking so nice in Nice (that's it France). (PopSugar)

Vote for the Hottest College Girl in America. (CollegeHumor)

Leighton Meester is adorably hot. (Popoholic)

Eva Longora is distracting. (DListed)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are a radioactive couple. (Pink is the New Blog)

Audrina Partridge will soon prove she can't act. (CelebSlam)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal might be planning a wedding. (Just Jared)

More driving trouble for Britney Spears. (IDLYITW)

Rumer Willis can't act, so now she wants to show us she can't sing either. (A Socialite's Life)

Bai Ling is back at the beach. (CityRag)

Amy Winehouse is going to be a fashion model. (Hollywood Rag)

Is Nicole Richie having relationship issues? (Popbytes)

Link: Nice is Nice

A Nice Day for a Boat Ride

11:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Brad and Angelina take the kids out on the yacht. (Just Jared)

Shane Lamas posed for Girls Gone Wild magazine. (DListed)

Now you can play with Hayden Panettiere. (Pink is the New Blog)

Mandy Moore is squeezable. (Defamer)

Is Beyonce pregnant? (PopSugar)

Rachel Bilson is super duper cute. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears steps out for a smoke. (IDLYITW)

Heidi Montag thinks she's too good for The Hills. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Lindsay Lohan giving Samantha Ronson hickeys? (CityRag)

Nick Cannon wants to get Mariah Carey pregnant. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: A Nice Day for a Boat Ride

Baby Mama

10:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Yes, Jamie Lynn Spears is still pregnant. (Celebslam)

Mariah Carey has crazy boobies. (CollegeHumor)

I really want Amy Winehouse to put her clothes on. (DListed)

LC and Lo shop it out. (Pink is the New Blog)

Sarah Jessica Parker has a really stupid hat. (PopSugar)

Lindsay Lohan is trying to sell some leggings. (Popoholic)

Angelina Jolie and the kids go for a walk in Monaco. (Just Jared)

Liv Tyler and her husband are breaking up. (IDLYITW)

Tori Spelling is back on 90210. (A Socialite's Life)

Olsen Twin porn? (CityRag)

Madonna is a total diva. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Baby Mama

Weekend Links

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Kelly Ripa is one hot mamma. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson shows a bit of nip. (CollegeHumor)

All your favourite celebrity nip slips. (eBaum's World)

Amy Winehouse is loose on the highway. (DListed)

Liv Tyler is single. Yay? (Pink is the New Blog)

Gwyneth Paltrow roams the streets of Rome. (PopSugar)

Paris Hilton takes it off for GQ Russia. (Horny Oyster)

Britney Spears and K-Fed like to stay in touch. (IDLYITW)

Nicole Richie makes a coffee run with hubbie and baby in tow. (Just Jared)

No one wants to work with Lindsay Lohan. (A Socialite's Life)

Halle Berry has cats in her cleavage. (CityRag)

Uma Thurman is being sued by Lancome. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Weekend Links

Down She Goes

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Ahahahaaahaha! Fergie eats pavement. (DListed)

Christina Ricci's looking sexy on Leno. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston's ass vs. Elisha Cuthbert's ass. (CityRag)

Blast from the past: Jessica Alba's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie and baby do Bazaar magazine. (PopSugar)

Leighton Meester goes from Gossip Girl to Entourage. (Defamer)

Mariah Carey had her wedding planned out all along. (Pink is the New Blog)

Madonna heads to the gym. Again. (Just Jared)

Kelly Osbourne had one too many. (IDLYITW)

Is Katherine Heigl leaving Grey's Anatomy? (A Socialite's Life)

Britney wants to buy a house near Kevin. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Down She Goes

She's Bendy

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I want to be on of Kylie Minogue's dancers. (Pink is the New Blog)

A nice long look at Jessica Simpson's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Be thankful Amy Winehouse isn't completely naked. (DListed)

Which celebrities have moms who are MILFs? (PopSugar)

Miranda Kerr is very kissable. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie is back at traffic school. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears gets to spend more time with her kids. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is having twin girls? Please put me suspended animation for the next 18 years. (A Socialite's Life)

Amy Winehouse was arrested. Again. (CelebSlam)

Is Mariah Carey high? (CityRag)

Jennifer Lopez and Dina Lohan are the top celebrity moms? On what basis? (Hollywood Rag)

Kelly Osbourne walked into a wall. (Popbytes)

Link: She's Bendy

NPH Forever

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Britney Spears is back on How I Met Your Mother. (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere is topless. And Gross. (CollegeHumor)

Heidi Montag looks better when you can't see her face. (Pink is the New Blog)

Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year? WTF?. (DListed)

Mariah Carey is on her honeymoon. (PopSugar)

Megan Fox looks foxy in a short skirt. (Popoholic)

Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower, and Britney was nice enough to show up. (CelebSlam)

Sarah Jessica Parker thinks her husband needs new friends. (IDLYITW)

Is Reese Witherspoon sporting a new baby bump? (A Socialite's Life)

Tom Cruise gives the stink eye. (CityRag)

Britney Spears shops at Wal-Mart, boards private jet. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: NPH Forever

Weekend Links

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Maria Menounos is a volleyball babe. (Popoholic)

A Britney Spears nipple slip from back when she was hot. (CollegeHumor)

It's Miley Cyrus' topless photoshoot video. Sort of. (eBaum's World)

Lindsay Lohan doesn't like it when you call her a fucking drunk. (DListed)

Selena Gomez is the next Miley Cyrus. (Pink is the New Blog)

Madonna does her best impression of Mr. T. (PopSugar)

Alley Baggett is one sexy cowgirl. (Horny Oyster)

Brangelina and the kids hang out in France. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears is back at the gym. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears is back in the pool. (CityRag)

Jamie Lynn Spears is really, really pregnant. (A Sociatlite's Life)

No pre-nup for Mariah Carey. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Weekend Links

Douche and Douchier

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Heidi and Spencer make me want to puke. (DListed)

Love that Lindsay Lohan upskirt. (CollegeHumor)

Mariah Carey got engaged yesterday, and married today. (Pink is the New Blog)

Reese Witherspoon hits the gym. (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff's hot legs. (Popoholic)

What the F is Gwyneth Paltrow wearing? (Defamer)

Madonna does some post-performance posing for pictures. (Just Jared)

More money problems for Britney Spears. (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera is just a little bit drunk off her ass. (A Socialite's Life)

Miley Cyrus is jail bait. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan goes for a smoke. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Douche and Douchier