Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Could Be Better

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Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It's not that we don't like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what's with the colour of your face being a completely different colour than the rest of your body. Maybe you shouldn't be doing your own makeup. I don't know. I'm sure Audrina would be happy to give you some pointers. She seems to know how to do a bikini right. Just don't go getting some crazy breast implants. Somehow, I don't think that would work for you.

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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Look Better

12:26 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

A few days ago we had some pictures of Whitney Port in a beige bikini, and well, it wasn't the best she's ever looked in a bikini. I think it was a combination of the cut and colour of the suit, but whatever the reason, it wasn't quite working. Well, here are some more Whitney Port bikini pictures that prove with the right bikini, she really does look super hot. This one is particularly flattering to her breasts.

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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures are Back, and Beiger Than Ever

12:14 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

Of all the Hills girls, Whitney Port may yet be my favourite. Sure, I'd kick her ass out of bed for a fleeting chance at Audrina, but at least Whitney isn't 100% silicone. And despite her relative blandness, I still think she looks mighty good in a bikini. Though, this bikini isn't doing her too many favours. I think it's the colour. Beige. Looks kinda like she has reverse tan lines. It's a bit weird. But I still love her.

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Whitney Port Strips to Her Bra (and Slips a Nipple) in Central Park

12:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

You've gotta love the producers of Whitney Port's "reality" show, The City. They seem to fully understand that if there's one thing Whitney's got, it's a hot body, and if there's one thing she hasn't got, it's a personality, so they have her spending all her time half naked, like in those Whitney Port bikini pictures from a couple weeks back. And now here's Whitney Port in her bra in the middle of Central Park in New York City, working on her tan. What? Because tanning in Miami wasn't enough? Whatever, just keep the Whitney Port nudity coming, and you'll have a dedicated viewer forever.

And yes, there might be a possible Whitney Port nipple slip happening here...

Lots more pictures of Whitney Port in her bra after the jump.

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More Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

06:10 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

You know, I think I might actually watch this season of The City. That is, if there's as much of Whitney Port in a bikini as it seems there might be. Hell, they should just change the city from New York to Miami, and get it over with. Then we could have all the Whitney Port bikini pictures we can get. And lets be realistic, Whitney's personality about as interesting as a box of nails. That body, on the other hand, has my full, and undivided attention.

And for all of those out there who will send me angry emails for failing to mention all the Whitney Port cameltoe action, well, I guess I just did. Happy now?

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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

05:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

Whitney Port must really love Miami, because this is the second time we're seeing her there. Or maybe it's just that MTV is too cheap to pay to film beach scenes for Whitney's "reality" show anywhere more exotic. But we're not really complaining. One beach is pretty much the same as every other, and all that really matter is these Whitney Port bikini pictures.

Sadly, no Whitney Port nipple slip bikini malfunctions this time...

Lots more Whitney Port bikini pictures after the jump.

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More Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

11:29 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

Yesterday's Whitney Port nipple slip bikini pictures were quite a hit, so I thought I'd start off the day with some more Whitney Port bikini pictures. I've got to say, I think she's the hottest girl to come out of that whole MTV "reality" show world. I'd even say hotter than Audrina, but only because her breasts are real. Anyway, I really hope they change the name of her show from The City to The Beach, because I can't think of anything I'd like better than to have Whitney Port bikini pictures everyday.

Oh, and I like how in a couple of these pictures, you can actually see Whitney and her "boyfriend" discussing the scene with the director. So very real.

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Whitney Port Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

01:06 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

Okay, I admit, I've been watching The City. Yes, it's just as fake, and annoying as The Hills, but there's no Heidi, and no LC, so that's a point in it's favour. Plus, I like Whitney. She's not nearly as annoying as those other girls (not that she isn't annoying), but today we got to see Whitney Port's nipple! Again!

You might remember our first Whitney Port nipple slip, well now we've got another one, thank's to a malfunction involving Whitney Port's bikini, and her microphone pack. And if you were wondering where the microphone is... It's taped to Whitney's breast. Where do I get that job?

The other girls are super-cute Brunette City castmate "Erin," and a blonde skinny chick I do not recognize.

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2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

01:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Whitney Port Nipple Slip Pictures

01:52 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Whitney Port

Whitney Port, the "boring" girl from The Hills, was out having lunch at The Ivy the other day, and thanks to a loose dress, and perfect angle, one luck paparazzi caught these great Whitney Port nipple slip pictures.

A lot of people think Whitney's boring, but I always liked her because I guess the less you see of people on The Hills, the less chance they have of annoying you to death. Of course, now we got to see a lot more of Whitney, and there's nothing annoying about that.

Also, I think she's the last girl on that show (besides Lauren Conrad) who hasn't gotten breast implants. Which is a good thing, in case you were wondering.

Requisite pun: You've got to love Whitney Port's "hills"... Sorry.

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