Victoria Beckham Nipple Slip Stopped by a Grabby Mel B

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If you happened to be at the Spice Girls show in London the other night, you probably got more of a show than you expected. Namely Victoria Beckham's breast being grabbed by Melanie Brown aka Mel B. I'm not sure exactly what the story is behind this one, but from the looks of how much of her breast is being groped, it actually look like Mel B prevented, or at least covered up a Victoria Beckham nipple slip. No word on whether or not Victoria Beckham's nipple punctured Mel B's hand.

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Victoria Beckham Sleeps Naked

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I'm really not sure this falls into the "sexy" category, but just in case you wanted to know, Victoria Beckham sleeps naked. In the latest issue of Elle magazine, Victoria reveals that she sleeps in the nude when she's with her husband, David Beckham.

"I sleep naked. I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him [husband David Beckham] every night."

Ugh. Thanks for the mental image. Now I need to wash my brain out with Ajax. Here are some other choice nuggets from Victoria's interview:

On her "Talent":
"It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural.' You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."

On her Lifestyle:
"I work seven days a week. And I so love what I'm doing. I could go shopping all day, which is what a lot of people think that I do. That's their perception-that I'm a miserable bitch and go shopping all day and boss David about."

On her Public Image:
"Someone told me I'm going to feature big this year with the drag queens." She loves this. "I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out. I don't give a shit what anybody thinks."

Yeah, she's a regular, old, Einstein that one. I wonder if David Beckham gets hurt when those rock hard, plastic boobs of her's smack into him. I bet those nipples are really pointy.

Here are some preview pictures from Victoria's photoshoot for Elle.

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Are Victoria Beckham's Breast Implants New(er)?

02:53 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

The Daily Mail is asking a rather pointed question: Did Victoria Beckham get new breast implants? It's not a matter of whether her breasts are actually real or not, but if she's had more work done to make her actually look normal. The speculation stems from these pictures which show Victoria's breasts sitting quite a bit lower on her chest, especially compared to last year when she wore a very similar dress.

The Spice Girl stepped out at a television studio in Los Angeles this week looking much less perky in a certain area. Her once gravity-defying assets had moved in a direction more befitting to a 33-year-old mother of three.

This was in marked contrast to a year ago, when she was almost bursting out of a very similar dress in New York. Victoria was once forced to admit she had had breast implants in a court document for a libel trial.

It is unclear whether her new look is the result of further surgery.

Last night, her spokesman said: "I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea."

So, new breasts? New bra? Or could it all just be as simple as maybe wearing a dress that actually fits her properly. Either way, the difference is obvious. Also obvious: Victoria Beckham still isn't attractive.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News / Splash

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Attack of the Robotic Victoria Beckham Nipples

12:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

Warning! Warning! Victoria Beckham's robo-nipples are set to attack! You better watch it if you don't want to get your eyes poked out.

I don't know what those things are, but they certainly aren't nipples. They're most probably some kind of weapon, but they're so oddly shaped, they could be anything. Maybe a stack of nickels, or Swedish Berries. They do seem kind of lumpy, don't they?

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Victoria Beckham is Actually Kind of Sexy in W Magazine... If You Find Robots Sexy

02:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

So, everyone is making a big fuss over these pictures of Victoria Beckham and husband David in the new issue of W Magazine. And I'll admit, they are actually pretty sexy shots. The lighting, the angles, the intense post-coital, and visible sex smell all make for some interesting images. Though I have to say, a lot of that is because of David Beckham, more than the Posh-Bot. Though, she is showing some robo side-boob.

In fact, out of the two of them, he's showing way more skin than she is. But really, the less naked Victoria Beckham is, the better. I really don't need to get up close and personal with those bolt-ons. Also, I wouldn't mind if she kept her legs closed, too.

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Victoria Beckham is Robot Hooker Woman of the Year

12:41 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

I don't know what the staff at Glamour magazine were smoking, snorting, or injecting when they voted Victoria Beckham as their Woman of the Year, but that must have been some strong shit.

How anyone could mistake that Pop Droid for an actual woman is beyond me. Maybe if the prize was Replicant Hooker of the Year, or the Robot with the Worst Boob Job Ever Award, then sure, Victoria Beckham wins hands down. But Woman of the Year?

But seriously, Glamour, what were you guys smoking? I'd like to know because if this blogging thing doesn't work out, I'll need a new line of work, and it looks like you guys will buy anything.

More pictures of Robo Spice after the jump.

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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Mega Picture Post - Plus: Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Almost Kiss

02:52 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

Once again, it was that time of year when celebrities gather to pretend that receiving a bucket of gold-plated popcorn is anything more that just a reason to come out an pimp their new movies. Thankfully, this year's MTV Movie Awards were fairly entertaining, and anytime you have the opportunity to see Paris Hilton get royally burned, well, that's a moment to savour. Big thanks go out to host, Sarah Silverman, for not pulling any punches.

And speaking of Sarah Silverman, she and Jessica Biel sorta, kinda, almost kissed. It was a cruel joke, but it was still damn hot. Make sure you watch the video.

Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Kiss video from MTV Movie Awards

Now, go look at all the pictures of all the lovely ladies, including Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Mandy Moore, Amanda Bynes, Rihanna, Cameron Diaz, Eva Mendes, Fergie, and many more, at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards after the jump.

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Victoria Beckham's Nipples are Actually Covered

11:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

Well, here's something you don't see everyday: Victoria Beckham's nipples are actually covered. Well, that's not true, actually. It's that despite whatever steps Victoria Beckham might take to cover her nipples, be it a bra, or just a black shirt, her crazy, robotic nipples always manage to shine (or is that poke?) through.

But today we see Posh Spice taking a different tact: Pasties! Which are actually a fitting choice for her, since Victoria Beckham's breasts are so fake she won't ever actually need to wear a bra for support. So why bother? Just keep the nipples covered and you're good, right?

If you ask me, though, she's not actually wearing the pasties. I bet her robo-nipples actually transformed into the shiny, petal-shaped bits. It was probably an upgrade.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

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Victoria Beckham's Nipples are Unstoppable

03:04 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

If you thought that a mere bra and black shirt could hold back Victoria Beckham's nipples, then boy were you wrong. I don't know what metal alloy, what blend of Titanium, Iron, and Uranium make up Posh Spice's robotic nipples, but no flimsy fabric can keep them at bay.

The real question, naturally, is how the hell David Beckham hasn't poked his eyes out yet on those things. Well, the answer is simple, that pretty-boy is obviously gay, and Robo-Spice here is his custom built android beard. Don't believe me? Well how else would you explain nipples that are one inch in diameter, and almost as long?

You can further investigate the oddity of Victoria Beckham's nipples in the rest of the pictures after the jump.

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Victoria Beckham's Nipples Can Kill You

01:58 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

Watch out! Victoria Beckham's nipples are set to kill! The Fembot's giant robo-nipples are at the ready, and are in Attack Mode. Someone call Austin Powers, she's set to blow!

But really, I don't know how anyone can find Victoria Beckham attractive. There isn't a single part of her body that's still real, and not made of some sort of artificial polymer, especially not her breasts. Add to that the fact that she could put out an eye, or worse, with those giant spear-tipped orbs, and I know I'll be keeping my distance.

David Beckham is a far braver man than I thought.

Seriously, you won't believe the size of Victoria Beckham's nipples. Make sure you check out all the images.

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