Scariest Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures Ever!

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Oh. My. God. I have no idea what's going on these Uma Thurman bikini pictures, but that's just about the scariest thing I've ever seen. Someone call Sigourney Weaver, or the Ghostbusters, or something, because I don't want to be around when whatever it is that's inside Uma Thurman's belly erupts in an evil gelatenous ooze to try and take over our planet. Or is she just pregnant? Either way, that shit's nasty.

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Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures Are Good Enough For Me

12:35 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

I'm not sure whether these Uma Thurman bikini pictures are new or old, and I really don't care. I haven't seen them before, and that's good enough for me. Also good enough for me: Uma Thurman's boobs. Sure, gravity is taking hold like a Star Wars nerd clinging to his Boba Fett action figure, but like I said, good enough for me.

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Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures

01:31 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

Just when you thought it was going to be a boring day, here are some Uma Thurman bikini pictures to change your mood. It's cold and snow-covered where I am, and there are definitely no women in bikinis walking around, and I'm sure the same goes for many of you, so enjoy this moment of vicarious sunshine and boobage, and hopefully your day has just become less boring.

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Uma Thurman's Nipple and Ass are Visible

02:29 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

I often wonder why it is that celebrities always wear see-through dresses, but maybe it's better not to overthink certain things. What's that old saying? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth? I don't know why you'd want to look in a horse's mouth, but whatever, that's not really important. What is important is that you can see Uma Thurman's nipple and ass through that sheer dress. Like I said, it's best not to question why.

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Uma Thurman in Another Weird Bikini

01:53 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

So, here's something I've noticed when it comes to Uma Thurman bikini pictures: Uma Thurman has strange taste in swimwear. Whether it's a super low-cut one piece, or a bikini that has Uma's breasts nearly falling out, she definitely knows how to make a statement.

And this suit is much the same. Sure, Uma's boobs are firmly tucked away, but what's with the granny-style bottoms? I think it's supposed to be like a quasi-one-piece, but what it really looks like is that her ass starts at the top of her legs, and ends half-way up her back.

Thankfully, Uma is still fit as all hell, so she can pull it off. And speaking of pulling it off, that would be a nice start.

And for all you stickler's out there, these pictures were supposedly taken back in January, but I never seem 'em before, and I bet you ain't neither. Lots more Uma Thurman bikini pictures after the jump.

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Uma Thurman's Breasts Are Saggy, but Still Fun

03:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

If you were impressed with the massive amounts of cleavage showing in last week's Uma Thurman bikini post, then I think you'll really enjoy this post. Well, maybe not enjoy. I guess it all depends on how you feel about Uma Thurman's breasts, and how much strain their sagging is putting on her bikini top.

The thing about Uma Thurman in that bikini top, though, is that she would probably look a lot better in nothing at all. No, I'm not saying that to be all leacherous, and what not. I mean that as a bikini top, it's definitely not doing her any favours, and I'm pretty sure that in reality, were she actually topless, she'd look great.

It all comes down to getting the right fit for the body, and obviously, this one isn't working for Uma. But it is working for me, in regards to giving me a lot to write about (and look at). Who knows, maybe Uma should ask Tara Reid for bikini advice, but somehow I don't think that would help.

You do have to at least give her props for not popping out, though. In a bikini that small, and poorly fitting, that takes talent.

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Uma Thurman's Breasts Have Fun on the Beach

05:17 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

Yowsers! Check out Uma Thurman and her boobs on the beach. Granted, they're covered up, but not by much. With all those positions she's in, you have to give her swimsuit points for keeping everything in check. Though those should probably be demerit points.

Anyway, Uma Thurman on the beach is always a good way to break up the day, so enjoy.

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Uma Thurman Can't Get a Date

07:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

While I'm sure her new romantic comedy about dating a Superhero psychopath had nothing to do with the topic of her interview, Uma Thurman claims that she can't get a date. Citing her massive celebrity status as the cause of the problem, Uma says that being famous makes it hard to meet men, according to ContactMusic.

Newly single Uma Thurman fears she may never find love again because men are deterred by her celebrity status. The statuesque KILL BILL actress, who split from boyfriend-of-two-years ANDRE BALAZS earlier this month (JUL06), insists no man in their right mind would accept the media circus surrounding her.

She says, "It's hard to get a date as a famous woman. Any half-bright guy who could have a normal, nice good-looking woman or a famous one - wouldn't you be smart and pick the nice, normal one? "It's a pain in the neck to be involved with a famous person. I mean, it really costs people something sometimes... Generally, I think it can much more interfere with your life than enhance your life.

I think Uma's overestimating the "normal" guy. Given a choice between some very attractive, nice girl, and a celebrity, most men would pick the celebrity. What Uma Thurman needs to realize is that the problem isn't being a celebrity. It's being a crazy psycho diva. If you behave like a normal person, it isn't hard to attract normal people. Of course, it could also be those huge hands of hers.

At any rate, whether or not Uma Thurman can date, there's definitely one thing she can't get, and that's people to go see her new movie. My Super Ex-Girlfriend opened this past weekend in 7th place, with only $8.7 Million. Superhero, or not, that's got to hurt.

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Uma Thurman Pictures from the Beach

12:27 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Uma Thurman

Invariably, as a celebrity has a new movie coming out, pictures of them on the beach tend to crop up, and thankfully, Uma Thurman is no different. Now, am I saying that this sighting of Uma Thurman at the beach is just staged to create publicity for her new film Super Ex-Girlfriend (in the exact way I am doing now)? Well, it's possible, but in the end, it doesn't really matter, because these are some pretty hot pictures of Uma Thurman, and as you probably know by now, that's all I really care about.

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