Tyra Banks is Breast Obsessed

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Tyra Banks is annoying. She's also obsessed with breasts. And while that should be a good thing, it really wasn't this time around. Sure, we loved it when Tyra Banks grabbed Katharine McPhee's breasts, but Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts kind of makes me want to puke.

No fattie-on-five-head action allowed.

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Tyra Banks grabs Rosie O'Donnells breasts

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Katharine McPhee's Breasts Get Squeezed by Tyra Banks

03:55 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tyra Banks

I have to admit that until now, Katharine McPhee wasn't really on my radar. Obviously, I've seen her from time to time on TV and whatnot, but not giving a crap about American Idol, I didn't care about her all that much.

That was until I saw this picture of Tyra Banks squeezing Katharine McPhee's breasts on her talk show, however. Needless to say, my interest is piqued. Especially after reading what Tyra had to say about the whole thing:

"I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They're jiggly and soft."

I have to say, if this is the new direction Tyra's show is taking, I might have to reconsider that whole "Tyra Banks is damn annoying" thing. Unlike Tyra Banks' new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover, this is the type of ratings stunt I whole-heartedly endorse.

Of course, this little boob grab has definitely brought Katharine McPhee into my line of sight, thus leading me to these other great Katharine McPhee pictures. If you're not a fan yet, I'm sure you will be now.

Lots more after the jump.

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Tyra Banks Photoshopped the Fat Away

02:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tyra Banks

To celebrate the 10 year anniversary of being the first Black woman on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Tyra Banks decided to recreate the photo that ostensibly launched her career.

Now, as far as moments in Black history go, I think Tyra Banks being the first Black woman on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue probably isn't the most important, but it deserves to be noted, and I'm sure it went a long way to making Black women feel more appreciation in the world. Not being a Black woman, myself, I can't actually say for certain.

And while I have nothing but respect for Tyra Banks' achievements throughout her modelling career, I have to say her career as a talk show host leaves much to be desired. Furthermore, this latest stunt, designed to pull ratings during February sweeps (because that is what she's trying to do), is actually pretty annoying.

Tyra Banks is not celebrating Black history month, as much as she's trying to prove she's still got it, whatever "it" is. The fact of the matter is, she doesn't. While I stand by my claim that Tyra Banks looked fat in that one particular photo (and she did), I will agree that she's not obese. She is a little pudgy, however, and that's simply the truth. She even acknowledges it herself, constantly, in the videos below.

The thing is, if she's trying to prove that she's still as beautiful as she was, or even just attractive the way she is now, why the hell did she Photoshop the fat out of her re-done cover photo? Wouldn't it do women a greater service to see what a woman really looks like, if that was really Tyra's goal? Of course, it wasn't. Tyra Banks wants to think she's as hot as she ever was. Well, she isn't.

No offense.

Video 1:

Here's Tyra Banks' annoying speech. Did I mention she's annoying?

Tyra Banks is Black histroy

Video 2:

Tyra Banks worries about the rolls of fat around her bikini.

Tyra Banks bikini fitting video

For the record, both of these covers have been photoshopped, one more than the other, though. Can you guess which is which?

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Tyra Banks is Fat

01:02 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks has always said that her role model in life is Oprah Winfrey, and after being really rich, and having a talk show, you can add being pretty fat to her list of accomplishments.

Now, I know some of you are probably going to get mad at me for saying Tyra Banks is fat, but could anyone out there really see her walking down the catwalk looking like that? I didn't think so.

I don't know what Tyra's been eating, but if you ask me, it was probably those Top Model rejects.

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Tyra Banks Bikini Pictures Are Not What They Used to Be

02:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tyra Banks

Once upon a time, Tyra Banks used to be hot, and Tyra Banks bikini pictures would have been a very welcome sight. Sadly, those days are gone, and no amount of hiding her ass under a wrap will make Tyra Banks look any better in that bikini.

Last year at this time, Heidi Klum was in the Victoria's Secret Show only a month after giving birth. But I don't remember Tyra Banks ever having a kid, so what's her excuse for not being in shape for this year's Victoria's Secret Lingerie Show.

It looks like being head judge on America's Next Top Model has really gone to her head. Actually, it looks like most of it has gone to her ass.

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