Tara Reid

When Tara Reid Drinks, Panties Get Flashed

November 1, 2011 @ 8:33 am

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, or the Kardashians getting their money, you can set your watch by a slonkered Tara Reid flashing some body part of undergarment whilst leaving a drinking establishment and getting into some type of vehicle. I've come to count on seeing Tara Reid's panties like the comfort of an old blanket, which, is actually kind of apropos in this situation. Having recently just been kicked off the U.K.'s current season of Big Brother, you can imagine Tara was in need of some alcoholic relief, and, the lady is not in the habit of turning down a brewed beverage. Enjoy.

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Whitney Port Upskirt and Vanessa Hudgens See-Through Pants Leads Coachella Sexy Celebrity Roundup

November 1, 2011 @ 8:29 am

As much I pretend to lament the corporatization of the Coachella Music Festival, and bitch about how star-fuckery has well surpassed music appreciation out in the desert, well, the upshot is a California migration of sexy celebrities that is well worth celebrating each Spring. While Cee Lo Green was up on stage cursing and bitching about sand being stuck in his crack, a nice gaggle of hotties roamed the pachouli oil stinking lawns including Whitney Port, who delightfully flashed her pretty girl panties in a dramatic upskirt post, Vanessa Hudgens who wore some kind of macrame pants that showed her bare to the underthings, Lindsay Lohan who had all the tchotckhe vendors hiding their beaded jewelry from the felonious star, Kate Bosworth back from topless beach vacation, Billionaire Barbie and her less attractive sister, Nicky Hilton, Alessandra Ambrosio, who has probably never not looked hot her whole existence, Katy Cocktease who hid her cleavage from the sun, Tallulah Willis, a newly single Ashley Greene, and Tara Reid who surprisingly did not have a wardrobe malfunction. Throw in some Black Keys and you've got a pretty decent party. Enjoy.

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Tara Reid Nipple Slip Picture Is, Well, So Tara

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:27 am

Tara Reid by day and Tara Reid by night offer a stunning contrast in feminism, decorum, and personal responsibility. By day, here's Tara Reid pimping the launch of some product with a marketing department really unintelligent enough to hire Tara Reid to promote their product. It's the middle of the day and she's already pretty damn drunk and sloppy, with the essence of what was once a hot young actress masked by mascara and a gin-and-tonic haze. Meanwhile, at the after-party in the evening, Tara Reid is pretty damn drunk and sloppy and her boob is falling out of her dress, revealing a classic Tara Reid nipple slip picture. See the difference? Day time, Tara, sloppy and semi-conscious, by night, Tara, sloppy and semi-conscious and boob falling out. It's truly a Jekyll and Hyde level transformation. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fame

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This Tara Reid Upskirt Picture Is An Instant Classic

November 1, 2011 @ 8:25 am

What constitutes a classic Tara Reid picture?

Panties flash? Check.
Second-rate boob job cleave on display? Check.
Tequila shots with Dennis Rodman? Check.
Concerned boyfriend trying to get you to call it a night? Check.

I have no idea what Tara Reid is doing these days, or how she makes the celeb list in St. Tropez, but I think it's fair to say that rehab didn't hold. Which, in the spirit of ever finding a reason to post Tara Reid, as in, accidental flashes, works out pretty well for her. This Tara Reid upskirt picture is pretty much an instant classic and could easily be her yearbook photo in the Almanac of Trashed Celebrities.

Photo credit: Fame

Okay, we had to force Jenna to make a judgment on Tara Reid's flashed underpants:

Honeydew Intimates Microfiber Boyshort

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More Scary Tara Reid Bikini Pictures. Sorry.

November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

Okay, so if you're looking for a scary Halloween costume, I've got just the thing for you. Blonde wig, bikini (stuffed with fake boobs), and a whole whack of Silly Putty smeared across your belly, and voila! Scary Tara Reid bikini costume. It will scare the shit out of your friends and neighbours. Kind of like these Tara Reid bikini pictures scare the shit out of me.

More Tara Reid bikini pictures after the jump, if you're brave enough...

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Tara Reid’s Ass Will Scare You to Death

November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

It's not quite Halloween yet, but with these Tara Reid bikini pictures, it might as well be. I haven't been this fightened by the sight of a woman in a bikini since, well, since the last time I saw Tara Reid in a bikini. I mean, that sad face stomach of hers is one thing, but that ass... My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing! Seriously, I can't take it.

Oh, I also can't remember the last time I ever saw anyone where that much makeup to go to the beach. No need for sunscreen, I suppose. Damage is done, anyway.

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Tara Reid Almost Looks… Nice

November 1, 2011 @ 8:21 am

Woah. Here's something weird. Tara Reid almost looks... nice. I mean, if you don't look at her face, she actually looks hot, and elegant, in a sexy black dress. Of course, the years of hard partying still show on her face, but thankfully, she's got some crazy cleavage going on, so you've got something else to look at.

I just can't believe that her breasts aren't falling out, or you can't see her poorly liposuctioned tummy, or that she doesn't have a drink in her hand. It's really an incredible sight. Of course, you don't want to look too close, because whatever magic spell she's using doesn't work close up.

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