Sophie Reade

Sophie Reade, Miranda Kerr, and Charlize Theron Just Three of Nuts 101 Favorite Topless Stars

 

When our friends at Nuts magazine announced that they were going to name their Top 101 Topless Stars, my first thought was, call a sitter for my seventeen stray cats because daddy's going to need some heavy duty alone time.

And, indeed, while we can certainly quibble over the precise rankings and list given to all these topless hottie celebrities, why quarrel when you can simply relish in one epic compilation of bare boobtastic wonderment? The entire point of hot nekkid women is to stop all fighting, I mean, outside of the strip clubs where I routinely have my ass beat down by dudes with two first names.

C'mon, a chance to see Alyssa Milano topless again. This list is the bomb and an absolute must ogle. Enjoy.

Sophie Reade Funbag Delicious Photoshoot to Cure the Midweek Blues

 

(First and foremost, thanks to EgoFan 'Devon B.' for this midweek contribution of twin epic proportions).

This may just be my personal new Sophie Reade pictorial. The stunning blonde glamour model drops some serious sextastic in this topless photoshoot, complete with blue panties, a tribute no doubt to the midweek doldrums we all must out-hump in our own way. Personally, my way is with funbags; it's the way of my fathers and forefathers, and their hot-bodied melon-loving ancestors before them. I'm guessing you come from the same type of lineage, else you wouldn't be here now. 

Don't let the smirks or doubters ever sway you from your knowledge certain that boobs can save this world, one ogler at a time if need be. Enjoy.

Sophie Reade Blue Panties Topless Photoshoot

 

Sophie Reade Topless Pictures Provide Two Scoops of Happiness for Ta-Ta Tuesdays

 

Oh, man, how we need some old-fashioned funbaggery at this moment. After losing next month's rent money on a team that scored zero points in last night's BCS Championship Game, and drowning my sorrows in past due bean dip and tequila that comes in the economical plastic bottle, it's been a rough rough Tuesday. Only a fantabulous pair of knockers can cure these ails.

Thus, like a heaven-sent angel doth arrive Sophie Reade in her latest Nuts pictorial, something about bras and TVs, but mostly just about the life-nourshing orbs mounted on the hot side of one of our very favorite blonde bombshells.

Like a pacifier for grown ups, or really big babies, or sports gamblers with poor instincts. Enjoy.

Sophie Reade in Nuts’ TV Stars in Bras

 

Nothing Says Christmas Quite Like Hot Topless Glamour Models

 

Simply put, our good friends at Nuts magazine are determined to win our Spirit of Giving Award this Christmas season. Nobody understands better that funbags and fun family times go together than these British lads who have compiled yet another wondrous Yuletide spread of some of the finest flesh puppies on their hottest celeb models, India Reynolds, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Sophie Reade, and Emma Frain. It's pretty much the names I'd give my reindeer if my reindeer were super hot and I imagined coital relations with them ever seven seconds of every waking hour of my life as I do with these girls.

These sextastic models could make the the Gingerbread man blow out a couple buttons. Enjoy.

Sophie Reade, Rosie Jones and the Other Girls in the Nuts Christmas Photoshoot