Snooki aka Nicole Polizzi

Snooki Nipple Slip in NYC

 
February 2, 2012 @ 8:06 am
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Snooki Bare Boob Flash (Viewer Warning)

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:26 am

We have no lust for Snooki from Jersey Shore. Zero. Zilch. It's negative lust. She makes our collective penii shrink up into our thoracic cavities like a survival-minded turtle backing down from a hungry badger. Yet, there's the Renee factor. Renee is my French Canadian cheese guy. Renee loves Snooki. I love Renee's cheese. I love it cheap. Therefore, behold, the wardrobe malfunction and the bare boob of this Jersey-transplanted gobbler gnome.

Did I just force you to view Snooki's titty for a deep discount on a block of Gruyere? I did. I'm so ashamed.

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Snooki and J-WOWW Bikini Pictures Bring the Jersey Shore to Miami Beach

November 1, 2011 @ 8:24 am

As if Miami Beach wasn't skanky enough, now they're going to have to crop dust the place with STD meds just to get the taint of those Jersey Shore girls off the beach. Yes, that's right, I'm actually posting Snooki and J-WOWW bikini pictures. That is what the world has come to. And no, I'm not going to write what their real namese are, because if you actually want to know, you shouldn't be reading this blog in the first place. Now, let's all collectively hang our heads in shame.

And no, I don't know the name of the third girl, nor do I care. Little orange Oompa-Loompas aren't sexy anyway.

Photo credit: Fame

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Snooki Bare Boob Flash (Viewer Warning)

 
September 10, 2010 @ 10:06 am
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We have no lust for Snooki from Jersey Shore. Zero. Zilch. It's negative lust. She makes our collective penii shrink up into our thoracic cavities like a survival-minded turtle backing down from a hungry badger. Yet, there's the Renee factor. Renee is my French Canadian cheese guy. Renee loves Snooki. I love Renee's cheese. I love it cheap. Therefore, behold, the wardrobe malfunction and the bare boob of this Jersey-transplanted gobbler gnome.

Did I just force you to view Snooki's titty for a deep discount on a block of Gruyere? I did. I'm so ashamed.

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Snooki and J-WOWW Bikini Pictures Bring the Jersey Shore to Miami Beach

April 23, 2010 @ 11:34 am
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As if Miami Beach wasn't skanky enough, now they're going to have to crop dust the place with STD meds just to get the taint of those Jersey Shore girls off the beach. Yes, that's right, I'm actually posting Snooki and J-WOWW bikini pictures. That is what the world has come to. And no, I'm not going to write what their real namese are, because if you actually want to know, you shouldn't be reading this blog in the first place. Now, let's all collectively hang our heads in shame.

And no, I don't know the name of the third girl, nor do I care. Little orange Oompa-Loompas aren't sexy anyway.

Photo credit: Fame

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Snooki Naked Pictures Hit the Net

February 12, 2010 @ 1:45 pm

I really thought I would never ever do a post on Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, but since this picture of Snooki naked is being posted at, where else, NakedSnooki.com, with more to come, supposedly, it seems I don't have much of a choice in the matter. Funnily enough, Snooki previously denied that any nude pictures of her ever existed, but I guess she was wrong, so they conveniently added her comments to illustrate their point. Honestly, I don't even know what she looks like, so maybe it's not her, but they say this is Snooki nude, so who am I to argue?

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