Sienna Miller Dumped Rhys Ifans’ Ass

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I saw this one coming a mile away. I knew there was no way that Sienna Miller would actually marry that doofus, Rhys Ifans, and low and behold, after reluctantly accepting his wedding proposal, Sienna has now dumped Rhys' ass to the curb. Now, she apparently didn't dump him because he's an unattractive doofus goofball, but because he's a jealous, unattractive doofus goofball. At least that's what The Sun is reporting (minus the unattractive doofus goofball thing, that was all me).

Screen beauty SIENNA MILLER has dumped actor boyfriend RHYS IFANS because he was jealous about her seeing her ex-love -- MATTHEW RHYS. The blonde Alfie star broke the bad news to Welshman Ifans in a tearful phone call last weekend.

She blamed her decision on their long-distance relationship, during which Ifans became suspicious that she had rekindled her romance with Matthew. But Sienna, 26, insists she and her ex are just good friends -- even though she has seen a lot more of Matthew during her regular trips to LA in recent months.

A source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.

"She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship. When they are together they get on so well. But she can't cope with his jealousy."

Ouch! She dumped her fiance over the phone? That's rough. Though when you turn out to be a jealous psycho stalker, that's what you get. personally, I don't think anyone with sideburns that ridiculous ever deserves to get that freaking close to Sienna Miller in a bikini. I don't even want to think about the fact they were actually doing it for a year. Ah crap. I just thought about it.

And yes, these Sienna Miller bikini pictures are "recycled," but they are the only pictures I have of the two of them together, and I already paid for them. Plus, would you rather look at Sienna Miller fully clothed, or half naked in a bikini? That's what I thought.

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