Sienna Miller is Still Not Topless (But Still in a Bikini)

11:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

I was hoping that one of Sienna Miller's New Year's Resolutions would be to get topless more often this year, but it seems that may have not been the case. Or she's already broken her resolution, but either way, these Sienna Miller bikini pictures are once again not Sienna Miller topless pictures. That's not the way to start the New Year, Sienna...

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Sienna Miller is Still Not Topless (But Still in a Bikini)

No Sienna Miller Topless Bikini Pictures Yet

03:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

I don't suppose going topless around your boyfriend's kids (Jude Law, btw) is the most appropriate thing to do, and it seems Sienna Miller would agree, which is unfortunate, because it's usually around this time of year that we get a ton of Sienna Miller topless bikini pictures. I guess we'll just have to make do with regular non-topless Sienna Miller bikini pictures. It's a rough life.

And yes, the gold buttons on her bikini top do look like shiny nipples.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: No Sienna Miller Topless Bikini Pictures Yet

Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures from a Different Angle

12:11 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

We've all seen Sienna Miller bikini pictures before, but what makes these special, is actually the photographer, more than anything else. Notice anything weird (besides the incorrect white balance)? If you said he's out in the middle of the water, you would be correct. And from the looks of it, not only is he out in the water, but he's actually in the water, as in, not in a boat or anything. At least that's what it looks like from the first shot. He also seems to be rather close in some shots... Anyways, it doesn't really matter. Sienna Miller looking hot in a bikini is still the point, just thought it was interesting to see some celebrity bikini pictures from a whole new angle.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures from a Different Angle

Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures Still Make Me Happy

12:08 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing Sienna Miller in a bikini. I'm just hoping that this time, these Sienna Miller bikini pictures from her holiday in Ibiza mean we'll actually get more Sienna Miller topless pictures. We didn't get any Sienna nude pictures the last time she wore a bikini, and it kind of pissed me off. Lets just hope that she decided to give her new boyfriend a glimpse at what he has in store. Though she's probably done that already. Multiple times.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures Still Make Me Happy

Sienna Miller is Sexy in GQ

11:39 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

GQ has put out another sexy photoshoot, and this time it's featuring the always stunning Sienna Miller. Sure, she can be a total bitch sometimes, and her morals when it comes to relationships are questionable at best, but she's so pretty. I wish we got a little more than a slightly see-through white dress, but really, we see Sienna Miller topless all the time, so this is a nice change, right? Yeah, not really. Still, she's so pretty.

Link: Sienna Miller is Sexy in GQ

Sienna Miller: Still in a Bikini, Still Not Topless

11:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

Here's Sienna Miller in a bikini once more in Italy, and as you can see, she is still not topless. I'm starting to get a little worried here. Usually, Sienna Miller gets topless before you even know what's happening. It's kind of what makes her special. Here's hoping she gets back to normal soon, because while she does look really good in a bikini, she looks even better out of one.

Link: Sienna Miller: Still in a Bikini, Still Not Topless

Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures While We Wait for Sienna Miller Topless Pictures

05:55 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller is on vacation with her on-again-off-again-who-cares-again boyfriend Balthazar Getty, aka Balky, in Positano, Italy which is all a round about way of saying here are some Sienna Miller bikini pictures. We've seen better Sienna Miller bikini pictures, but I'm posting these as a hopeful preview of some new Sienna Miller topless pictures, which knowing Sienna Miller, can't be far along. Until then, enjoy. Or, if you don't want to wait, check out these Sienna Miller topless pictures where Sienna's getting felt up by Balky.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures While We Wait for Sienna Miller Topless Pictures

Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures Are Something Different

02:44 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

What's going on here? There's something odd about these Sienna Miller bikini pictures, but I can't quite figure out what it is. We've seen her on a boat before, and we've seen her smoking. So it can't be that. Her hair is pretty much the same as always, and it's not like she's put on weight. So what could it be? Oh, right... Sienna Miller isn't topless for once.

On another note, doesn't it look like Sienna Miller has a nipple ring in the top picture?

More Sienna Miller bikini pictures after the jump. Also different is the fact that Sienna Miller isn't having sex with Balthazar Getty either.

Photo credit: Flynet

JUMP to MORE of... Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures Are Something Different

Link: Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures Are Something Different

Sienna Miller's Bush Gets Digitally Enhanced

12:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

So do you remember those Sienna Miller nude pictures that went up a while back? You know that ones taken on the set of Sienna Miller's movie, Hippie Hippie Shake, where we saw Sienna Miller nude, full frontal? Well, as we noted, Sienna's landing strip of pubic hair wasn't exactly "historically acurate," and now Sienna will be rocking a digital merkin, reports The Mirror. Yes, that's right, Sienna Miller is getting a computer-generated bush to make her nude scenes more "authentic."

"The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder," says our studio mole. "Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she's very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.

"Unfortunately, Brazilians weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.

"A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.

Okay, so I haven't found pre-sale tickets for this movie yet, but I'll let you know when I do. Until then, here are the original photos, reposted for purely academic purposes.

Link: Sienna Miller's Bush Gets Digitally Enhanced

Sienna Miller Still Topless with Balthazar Getty

01:38 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

Well, it looks like Sienna Miller's topless antics with Balthazar Getty aren't slowing down one bit. And now we've got pictures of Balthazar grabbing Sienna's breasts, and Sienna grabbing Balky's balls, in return. You know, proper beach behaviour.

Word is the couple are even planning to move in together. I suppose to spend even more time together naked. As if that were possible. Meanwhile, Getty's wife, Rosetta, oh yeah, he's still married, feel's "humiliated." Can you blame her? At least she's doesn't have to feel like the town slut.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Sienna Miller Still Topless with Balthazar Getty