This story goes thusly: A few nights ago, John Mayer wore a bear suit while performing on stage with Sheryl Crow. So, in "retaliation" to that move, Sheryl Crow decided to wear a bikini on the last night of their tour together.
It's days like these I'm glad I have good taste in music, and I don't care one bit about John Mayer or Sheryl Crow. Frankly, I would rather have seen John Mayer in the bikini, and Sheryl Crow in the bear suit. Okay, maybe not, but I still don't need to see Sheryl Crow in a bikini. That shit's just wrong.