Shauna Sand Nipple Slip in Front of Her Kid

11:27 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

I don't know where to begin describing what's wrong with these Shauna Sand nipple slip pictures. I guess the first thing is that every Shauna Sand nipple slip is absolutely disgusting, since her nipples are so clearly sewn on. And badly sewn on, too. How that guy could make a sex tape with her is behind me, as my dad would say. Then there's the fact that her daughter is in the car right next to her, having to experience the whole thing at point blank range. That can't be healthy. There's no way that kid is turning out okay. And its a real shame, but in all likelyhood, that stunning little girl will one day end up a mutilated, stripper-heel wearing fame whore, just like her mom. Won't that be nice.

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Shauna Sand Sex Tape is a Clear Publicity Stunt

02:30 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

Today, TMZ is reporting that Vivid (the porn guys - as if you didn't know) are releasing a Shauna Sand sex tape, but that Shauna is sicking her lawyers on the company claiming that Vivid doesn't have her permission to release the tape, which she admits is actually just one of many sex tapes she has made with her current boyfriend.

"Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I've made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn't sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now."

Vivid had this response:

"We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it ... We're comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage."

Okay, so first of all, she called TMZ before she called her lawyer. Um, really? Second, and this is the kicker, the footage from this sex tape has better production value than most real pornos. In fact, there are stills from the video which could only have been taken by a third person, involving multiple camera set-ups. Most likely the person who's selling the tape to Vivid. Add to that the professionally shot photos taken in the same location, and I smell a publicity stunt. Now, call me crazy, but when you ask someone else to professionally film and photograph you having sex with your boyfriend, I'm pretty sure that's straight up porn, and to put it bluntly, you're fucked.

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Shauna Sand in a Bikini on a Segway

11:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

How can you tell someone's an attention whore? Well, after seeing Shauna Sand in a bikini, riding a Segway, wearing stripper heels, it's pretty easy. Talk about your desperate attempt at getting noticed. Of course, this is a somewhat impressive sight. After all, it's very difficult to get those Barbie dolls to stand up straight without falling over.

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures Can't Fool Me

02:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

I really don't know why I'm posting these Shauna Sand bikini pictures. If the term "past her prime" ever applied to anyone, it applies to Shauna Sand. Of course, at first glance, you'd think she doesn't look that bad, but that's only because every inch of her has been nipped, and tucked, and stretched, and stitched. And if you need proof, just take a look at Shauna Sand's nipples (though I'd warn you not to).

But at least Shauna Sand knows how to keep things classy. Those 5-inch lucite heels and stringy bleach blonde hair just scream taste. Though I do believe that taste is of beer-soaked ash trays.

And on that note, check out more Shauna Sand bikini pictures after the jump.

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Shauna Sand Nipple Slip and Upskirt Pictures Warning: Most Disgusting Nipples Ever!

01:09 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

WARNING! The pictures in this post are graphic, and disturbing...

Here's attention whore, Shauna Sand, in what can only be described as the most disgusting nipple slip ever. Why? Well, frankly, it looks like her nipple is about to fall off. Showing the result of countless breast implant surgeries, Shauna's nipples look as though they have been stapled on, and even fold over on themselves in places. It's really, really gross.

Add to that the fact that you can see Shauna Sand's lips (and I don't mean the ones on her face), even though she's wearing underwear, and you have a the best example of just how badly Hollywood can ruin a human being. And I thought Jordan's nipples were gross...

I also have no idea why she decided to get out of the car by crawling over her boyfriend's lap, instead of using the passenger door. Then again, I have no idea how any man could actually be her boyfriend, and have sex with her without throwing up, or gouging his own eyes out. But that's just me.

Seriously, now, these pictures are gross, and will probably scar you for life. Beware. Not Safe For Work. Not Safe For Humans.

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