Shauna Sand Archive (2 Posts)

Tuesday, 29 July, 2008

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures Can't Fool Me

02:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

I really don't know why I'm posting these Shauna Sand bikini pictures. If the term "past her prime" ever applied to anyone, it applies to Shauna Sand. Of course, at first glance, you'd think she doesn't look that bad, but that's only because every inch of her has been nipped, and tucked, and stretched, and stitched. And if you need proof, just take a look at Shauna Sand's nipples (though I'd warn you not to).

But at least Shauna Sand knows how to keep things classy. Those 5-inch lucite heels and stringy bleach blonde hair just scream taste. Though I do believe that taste is of beer-soaked ash trays.

And on that note, check out more Shauna Sand bikini pictures after the jump.

Photo credit: Mavrix

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Monday, 9 June, 2008

Shauna Sand Nipple Slip and Upskirt Pictures Warning: Most Disgusting Nipples Ever!

01:09 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Shauna Sand

WARNING! The pictures in this post are graphic, and disturbing...

Here's ~~attention~~ whore, Shauna Sand, in what can only be described as the most disgusting nipple slip ever. Why? Well, frankly, it looks like her nipple is about to fall off. Showing the result of countless breast implant surgeries, Shauna's nipples look as though they have been stapled on, and even fold over on themselves in places. It's really, really gross.

Add to that the fact that you can see Shauna Sand's lips (and I don't mean the ones on her face), even though she's wearing underwear, and you have a the best example of just how badly Hollywood can ruin a human being. And I thought Jordan's nipples were gross...

I also have no idea why she decided to get out of the car by crawling over her boyfriend's lap, instead of using the passenger door. Then again, I have no idea how any man could actually be her boyfriend, and have sex with her without throwing up, or gouging his own eyes out. But that's just me.

Seriously, now, these pictures are gross, and will probably scar you for life. Beware. Not Safe For Work. Not Safe For Humans.