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Scarlett Johansson’s Nose Ring and Mom Shorts are Sooooooo Sexy
So, logically, I know that Scarlett Johansson is really hot and sexy, and in theory, these pictures should be hot and sexy too. Her hair is pulled back in a nice pony-tail. She's showing off her legs, and even wearing a fairly tight top with a moderately low neck line. But alas, things aren't so simple.
From the "Mom shorts" to the poorly fitting bra to the really unattractive bull-ring style nose ring, Scarlett Johansson is proving that she really can be unsexy if she wants to. And it hurts because my brain is trying to see the sexy, but all it gets is blah.
All that being said, Scarlett Johansson could be wearing a moon suit and I'd still think she was hot.
Photo credit: INF Photo