Egotastic
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Look out, Halle Berry! – TMZ |
 Madonna gets pissed at M.I.A. – Huffington Post | |
| Khloe Kardashian leggy day in NYC. – Gossip Center | |
| Vanessa Hudgens is sexy in black. – Celebuzz | |
| Can't get enough Lana Del Rey. – Idolator | |
| Hot chicks working the pole. – The Chive |
Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are Apparently Not Dunzo
Grrr. Just when you think the hottest girl in the world has left her boyfriend who you totally can't compete with, she's back in his arms, and making out in public. No fair! They were supposed to be done, finished, caput, but nooooo... Page Six had to go and spot Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett making out at some restaurant.
Grrr. Not fair. I spend all my time fantasizing about Scarlett Johansson, and what do I get for my time and effort? A big stinkin' nothing, that's what. Well, fine. Go be with your ridiculously good-looking boyfriend. See if I care. There's plenty of other Hollywood hotties for me to fantasize about. You're not the only one.
Wait, Scarlett, come back. I didn't mean it. Don't go.