Friday, 16 May, 2008

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

12:05 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Audrina Patridge

These Audrina Patridge bikini pictures are from the set of The Reef, where we also got those great Laura Vandervoort bikini pictures. Yes, it's true, Audrina Patridge has been cast in a movie. Can she act? Probably not, but that didn't stop them from casting her on The Hills. But, I don't think she was cast for her acting abilities. Unless you call looking good in a bikini "acting ability." Which they probably do.

And, is it just me, or have her breasts gotten bigger since we saw Audrina Patridge nude? Rather, I should ask, has Audrina gotten newer breasts implants since the last time we saw her fake boobs?

Lots more Audrina Patridge bikini pictures after the jump.

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Weekend Links

11:57 AM, Filed under: Links

Eliza Dushku Dollhouse Eliza Dushku is back, and sexier than ever. (Popoholic)

I see a bit of Jessica Simpson's nipple. (CollegeHumor)

Lindsay, Paris, Mischa and more, picking at their wedgies. (eBaum's World)

Nikki Cox looks like some kind of freaky fish creature. (DListed)

Jamie Lynn Spears is 7 months pregnant, and riding an ATV in sandals. Smart. (Pink is the New Blog)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia di Rossi are getting married. Cuz it's legal now. (PopSugar)

Bar Refaeli looks good in lingerie. (Horny Oyster)

Mischa Barton has way more cellulite than I thought. (CityRag)

Britney Spears' needs to work out more. (IDLYITW)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon attend Operation Smile. (Just Jared)

Ashlee Simpson kept her bachelorette party low-key. (A Socialite's Life)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go grocery shopping. (Hollywood Rag)

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Celebrity Slideshow

Jordan Topless in Cannes Showing Her Cans

11:42 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Katie Price (Jordan)

Pardon the pun, but here's Jordan topless in Cannes showing her cans. And frankly, I'd rather look at a pair of tin cans than Katie Price's breasts, because those things are gross. After so many breast implant surgeries, going up and down in size, her nipples are so mangled they're not even recognizable as nipples anymore. I would say I hope she didn't breast feed her baby with those, but I don't think that would even have been possible.

Gross. Ick. Ewwy ew. Sorry.

Photo credit: Flynet

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Christina Aguilera Need to Put Her Boobs Away

11:25 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera has been walking around all week with her giant boobs out. I didn't post anything about it because, well, we've seen it before, and the dresses she was wearing were giving me seizures. Today, however, Christina Aguilera's breasts are on display even more, and her dress won't make you blind, so I thought I'd share. Just be careful. I'm pretty sure you could put an eye out with those things.

More of Christina Aguilera's crazy huge boobs after the jump.

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Jennifer Aniston's Bikini Bottom from Above

03:32 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

Over the past month we've seen Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures from every possible angle, and I didn't think we could see any more, but now we've actually got overhead, birds-eye-view shots of Jennifer Aniston in her bikini, in the pool of her Miami hotel with John Mayer.

This is definitely a landmark in terms paparazzi resourcefulness when it comes to getting the shots. Most people think of the paparazzi as the villains in the celebrity gossip story, but when you get pictures like these, they are obviously the heroes. And they can fly!

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Agyness Deyn Nude Pictures are One Giant Leap

02:57 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Agyness Deyn

You may or may not have heard of Agyness Deyn before, but the British Supermodel is being touted by the fashion world as the next Kate Moss. And in true Kate Moss style, here's Agyness Deyn nude, jumping off a second-floor fire escape, for a Pop magazine photoshoot. The shoot, a recreation of a famous photo of a couple leaping from a burning building, gave onlookers on the streets of New York a very clear view of the Burberry spokesmodel, whose real name is Laura Hollins, and left nothing to the imagination. And in case you were wondering, even with that platinum blonde hair, the carpets match the drapes...

These Agyness Deyn nude pictures are full-frontal, and are very revealing, which means they are rather NSFW.

Photo credit: Splash News

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t.A.T.u. Nude Music Video

02:08 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ t.A.T.u.

t.A.T.u. is back, and now t.A.T.u. is naked. The faux-lesbian, Russian, teen pop stars, have released an uncensored version of their new single "Beliy Plaschik" (White Robe in English), which features both members of t.A.T.u. nude.

In the past, the brunette singer, Yulia Volkova has gone nude or topless, but this is the first time we've ever seen redheaded Lena Katina nude. And if you're wondering (happily) why Yulia Volkova's breasts are noticably larger in this video, it's because she was totally pregnant when this video was shot.

Watch the Videos:

t.A.T.u. Nude Music Video for Beliy Plaschik (White Robe) - Edited, no sound.

t.A.T.u. Nude Music Video for Beliy Plaschik (White Robe) - Full video, uncensored.

t.A.T.u. Nude Music Video for Beliy Plaschik (White Robe) - Original video, no nudity.

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Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures: Best. Ass. Ever.

01:19 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Laura Vandervoort

You may know Laura Vandervoort as Kara Zor-El, aka Supergirl, on Smallville, but the Canadian actress (Yay Canada!) is seen here filming scenes for her new movie, The Reef, in Hawaii. And while we knew she was hot, these Laura Vandervoort bikini pictures reveal just how hot she really is. And just how perfect Laura's ass is. Say it with me now: OMG! Best. Ass. Ever.

And in a fitting turn, The Reef is actually the sequel to Into The Blue, which starred Jessica Alba's ass. I've got to say, Laura Vandervoort's ass is the perfect replacement.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Thursday, 15 May, 2008

Kim Kardashian's Big Bikini Boobs are Big News

01:14 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is an attention whore. So what's new, right? Well, how about these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures that she posted on her website. Except that they're not new. They're from a few months ago when Kim and her sisters went to Miami. But she wants attention now, so she put them up on her site. Here's the scintillating text she wrote to go along with them:

Kourtney and I went to Miami a few months back. We had a fun and relaxing time.

Here are some photos we took while we were there.

Enjoy!

Brilliant.

Damn those things are big.

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America's Next Top Fattie*

12:36 PM, Filed under: Links

Whitney Thomson America's Next Topl Model America's Next Top Model is fat. Sorry. "Plus size." And yes, the show is rigged. (DListed)

Here she is, the Hottest College Girl in America. (CollegeHumor)

Shania Twain is single. (Pink is the New Blog)

Are Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson dunzo? Again? (PopSugar)

Christina Aguilera is busting out. (Popoholic)

Anne Heche is totally broke. (Defamer)

Victoria Beckham steps out to promote her new clothing line. (Just Jared)

Dolly Parton is thinking about suing Howard Stern. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on vacation... Together. Uh oh. (A Socialite's Life)

Is that Christina Aguilera or a transvestite? And what's the difference? (CityRag)

London Police let Amy Winehouse off the hook for using crack. (Hollywood Rag)

* Yes, I know, she's not actually fat. But the title is funnier that way.

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Blake Lively Bikini Pictures with Maria Menounos Are Also Super Hot

11:40 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Blake Lively

Okay, so, I'm officially in love with Blake Lively. Actually, I'm in love with Blake Lively bikini pictures, since her acting does kind of annoy me. But I'd gladly sit through all her mopey scenes (which I already do anyway) if it means getting to see more of her in a bikini. And add to that the fact that we also get some hot Maria Menounos bikini action here, and what more could you ask for? Well, you could ask to Maria Menounos or Blake Livley naked, but then you'd just be greedy.

In case you're wondering, these hot pictures were taken back in October, at the opening of the Mediterranean Village at Sandals Grande Antigua Resort. Better late than never, right?

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless and Bikini Pictures from GQ Magazine

03:19 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Emmanuelle Chriqui

Emmanuelle Chriqui topless? Check. Emmanuelle Chriqui in a bikini? Check. Lots of Emmanuelle Chriqui cleavage? Check, check, and check. Yeah, GQ magazine has once again nailed it with these super sexy pics of the Entourage, and You Don't Mess With the Zohan star. A+ boys.

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Natalie Portman is Still Ridiculously Beautiful

02:17 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is in Cannes for the Film Festival, and attended the premiere for Blindness. She's not in the movie, so I'm not sure why she was walking the red carpet, but I'm glad she was, because she looked stunning as always. My brain generally turns to Jell-O when Natalie gets all dolled up, and that seems to be the case right now, because the only thing I can really think to say is: Pretty....

Update: Turns out Natalie's on the jury this year at Cannes, so hopefully we'll be seeing a lot more of her.

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Wednesday, 14 May, 2008

Lily Allen: Topless Cliff Jumper

12:19 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lily Allen

Here's Lily Allen topless in Cap D'Antibes, France, doing a bit of relaxing, and a bit of cliff jumping. You know, you're everyday kind of thing. One thing I can't really seem to find in these pictures, however, is Lily Allen's third nipple. I think maybe it's that little spot under her left breast, but that doesn't really look like a nipple to me.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's Lesbian Kiss is in the Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer

11:22 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

There's lots of kissing and sexiness in the trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Starring Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem, but the kiss that's got our attention is Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian kiss, which is seen briefly in the trailer. We already told you about Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian sex scene in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and here's your first look. If only we could have had a similar scene in The Other Boleyn Girl...