Reese Witherspoon Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Mad

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Okay, for the record (and so nobody sues me), I am not saying that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, has a "baby bump," looks fat, or in any other way looks like anything but her regular, super cute self.

So why am I being so nice to Reese when there's few things I like more than taking celebrities down a peg? Well, according to TMZ, Star Magazine claimed that Reese Witherspoon was pregnant, and then she sued there asses, so I'm keeping my mouth shut.

In the lawsuit, filed Wednesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, the Academy Award-winning actress claims the magazine published a false story that she was pregnant "in a callous effort to boost the tabloid's sagging sales."

"Contrary to the fabricated Cover Story," the lawsuit says, "the true facts are that [Reese] is not pregnant, does not have a 'baby bump' and has not otherwise gained weight such that she has had to resort to wearing 'Empire-waist dresses,' 'baggy clothing,' or an 'old-fashioned 1920's bathing suit.'"

Reese also alleges in the suit that "this fabricated tall tale was brazenly published as a prominent and conspicuous cover story for the purpose of garnering the maximum attention to the tabloid..."

The lawsuit claims the story was a violation of Reese's privacy and portrays her in a false light. It seeks unspecified damages.

Now, again, I'm not saying nothin' about no bumps and whatnot, but Reese is wearing a pretty baggy shirt (white), and her dress does have an Empire-waist (blue). So, does that mean she's pregnant? Well, you'll just have to decide for yourself, cuz I ain't sayin' shit.