It's amazing what can happen when a few (thousand) geeks get together for their annual summer nerdenhaven festival known as Comic-Con, wherein the powers of geekdom become so intense and focused, the time-space continuum so fluxed with fanboy fapping, that you can actually bear witness to the Einstein theory on relativity -- that is, these bespectacled jelly wonkers only chance to have actual sex is with their neckgear wearing cousins.
Nevertheless, where there's nerds, there's discretionary entertainment dollars, and that brings out the sexy celeb hotties in droves ready to pimp and promote the shizz out of their latest projects, whether they be fiction scientific, like Total Recall, or just super fabulous terrific, like Glee. Super-duper-hero level hotties at the convention center included the eternally-wood-inducing Kate Beckinsale, the vastly underrated Nina Dobrev, uber-sexy Ashley Green, along with a gaggle of additional girl-awesome power provided by Summer Glau, Minka Kelly, Rachel Nichols, Olivia Munn, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Rose McGowan, Nikki Reed, Anna Paquin, and a special salute to the trying-epically-hard-to-be-patented-leather-geek-erotic, Adrianne Curry, in many special costumes. Enjoy.
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Rachel Nichols, Zoe Kravitz, and Rose McGowan Lead List of Barbarian Hotties at Conan Premiere
I'm not sure how to feel about the reboot of the Conan the Barbarian film franchise. I kind of feel like I'm cheating on Arnold Schwarzenegger in a way. I don't mean like banging the chunky cleaning lady kind of cheating, but that first film was pretty iconic for me in terms of fantasy books turned into films. I suppose I'll go into it with an open mind, and a pair of ogling eyes, thanks in large part to the hotties on the red carpet of the premiere last night, not the least of which was film co-star and fast rising hottie, Rachel Nichols, along with a sweet looking Zoe Kravitz, and a dolled up to perfection Rose McGowan. It was enough to unleash my inner-Barbarian, you know, after I take a nap. Enjoy.