Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson Provides Quite the Visual Workout in Women’s Health Magazine

Rachel Bilson is another one of those magnificent creatures of the fairer and finer sex that just looks simply hot doing anything, wearing anything (or nothing), and just smiling for the camera. She's got that special 'it' quality that can not be described in words, just the pleasant waves of tingly feelings she creates when your retinal cones interpret her presence and shoot emergency electric pulses directly to your libido to alert it to duty.

Even this sweet pictorial for Women's Health magazine in South Africa, well, damn if she doesn't look just like the girl you want to take home to meet your mama, and, by mama, I mean the backseat of your compact parked in the alley way behind the closed-down Jiffy Lube with Def Leppard's Love Bites pumping out of the rear speakers. Not that I've thought of this much. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Provides Quite the Visual Workout in Women’s Health Magazine

Rachel Bilson is another one of those magnificent creatures of the fairer and finer sex that just looks simply hot doing anything, wearing anything (or nothing), and just smiling for the camera. She's got that special 'it' quality that can not be described in words, just the pleasant waves of tingly feelings she creates when your retinal cones interpret her presence and shoot emergency electric pulses directly to your libido to alert it to duty.

Even this sweet pictorial for Women's Health magazine in South Africa, well, damn if she doesn't look just like the girl you want to take home to meet your mama, and, by mama, I mean the backseat of your compact parked in the alley way behind the closed-down Jiffy Lube with Def Leppard's Love Bites pumping out of the rear speakers. Not that I've thought of this much. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Makes a Long Time, No Ogle Appearance in The Big Apple

Okay, I'll take it on good faith that most none of you are watching The Hart of Dixie on the CW, and those of you who are will likely never admit it, so it's probably been some time for you as well since you've taken a lascivious gander at the outright gorgeous Rachel Bilson. I know it's been too long for me. Even though they have the hot celebrity dolled up in some frilly girl dresses to angelically promote her new show on her talk show stops through New York, there's no hiding the utter beauty beneath, which, you know, we sure would like to see more of, unclad, please, Rachel. Hint, drool, hint. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.

Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Makes Going to Work Sexy Again

We've missed Rachel Bilson for a while around here, maybe she's been in hiding, or just resting in her Fortress of Hebrew School hotness, but she's been kind of scarce for the cameras lately. But the sexy brunette returned to work on set, where she could not deny the gentleman ogler her au natural beauty in a sheer tank top and a pair of short shorts that just about turned her into the perfect summer vision of sexy celebrity hotness.

Sometimes I cry at night, a gentle weeping to myself in private time, knowing that I may never see Rachel Bilson nekkid, so I try to appreciate what I can get. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Plucks the Freshest Cucumbers Down on the Farm

Okay, so it's not really a farm farm, it's one of those farms that if you live in the city you drive 20 minutes away to visit and pretend you're living country, but it's still super sexy Rachel Bilson in short shorts and a blue bra plucking all sorts of phallic shaped vegetables straight out of Mother Earth's bountiful lady nest. In short, it's my kind of getting your hands dirty.

I miss Rachel Bilson, and I hear conflicting reports that she may now have broken up with that Hayden dude who ruined the Star Wars series with his horrible acting, which means she could be single, and we know she knows how to handle a cucumber, so, tossed salad? Enjoy.

Nina Dobrev and Rachel Bilson Head Up Pimping Hotties At CW Upfronts

Well, if you need a reason to tune into the teen-focused CW network, it's not the angst-filled story lines, the overwrought fake suburban kids in all the shows -- it's the hotties. Give it up for CW for producing television that appeals to both young women and dudes with eyeballs, who this upcoming TV season will be able to focus their nadular antennae on the likes of the sextastically inclined Nina Dobrev (lust her), Rachel Bilson (ooh), AnnaLynne McCord (skinny but hot), and a true veteran at just 32, model turned actress, Jaime King. The ladies all showed up, decked out for the CW Upfronts, talking about their various shows which I'm sure all have something to do with girls struggling with relationships and guys struggling to get into their pants. Also, probably, lots of vampires. I do usually watch these things with the sound off, so hard to say exactly. Enjoy.