Petra Nemcova and Russell Simmons? Really?

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If you thought Petra Nemcova and James Blunt was a weird match, then the thought of the former Victoria's Secret model getting it on with Russell Simmons will probably make your head explode. I've only just finished cleaning up the little bits of brain off my keyboard.

According to The New York Daily News, Petra Nemcova and the founder of Def Jam Records, Mr. Phat Farm himself, brother of Run (from Run DMC), Russell Simmons, were spotted not once, but twice, attending public events together.

Looks like Petra Nemcova is over the musical stylings of James Blunt. We mentioned last Thursday that the model was spotted with hip-hopper Russell Simmons at a CD party for John Legend - and Simmons assured us they're "just friends." Maybe so, but these friends danced the night away at the JoonBug Masquerade Ball Tuesday and made an early exit from Capitale hand in hand, says our spy.

So, it's officially official. Petra Nemcova has some really weird taste in men. If it's not a wussy ballad singer, it's a hip-hop mogul with a lisp. Sure, he's got money. Lots and lots of money, but so does Petra. I mean, you'd think she'd go for some pretty boy type, instead of looking past all that superficial stuff, and actually liking someone for their personality. Tramp.

Now, because I don't have anymore pictures of Petra Nemcova with Russell Simmons, and because those pictures would be really, really boring, here's some super sexy pictures of Petra Nemcova from Red Book. Lots more after the jump.