Petra Nemcova and Bruce Willis “Dating”

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It may have taken a sizable donation to charity, but Bruce Willis would have probably done a lot more to get Petra Nemcova's phone number. Yes, that's right, blowhard Bruce Willis is trying to capitalize on the fact that supermodel Petra Nemcova's boyfriend was washed away to sea in last year's South Asian Tsunami, reports Page Six.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. As Page Six reported last month, Bruce Willis was very eager to get tsunami model Petra Nemcova's number - finally scoring it after he donated a large amount to her charity. Since then, the two have kept in touch. Nemcova has told pals: "He's been really sweet to me, but I wouldn't call it dating," while Willis has told pals the two are dating. A rep for Nemcova declined to comment. We'll see if she shows up to the premiere of "16 Blocks" tonight.

Now, in my world (you know, the world not populated by Supermodels, and movie stars), when a girl says she just wants to be friends, that doesn't mean, you should keep trying to ask her out. It means, however politely, that you have no chance of getting in her pants. Now, maybe that rule doesn't apply to a gazillionaire like Bruce Willis, but my gut (and my breaking heart) is telling me that Petra Nemcova just isn't that interested in him.

Of course, no amount of common sense would stop me from pursuing a girl like Petra Nemcova. Especially not after seeing her pictures from this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.