Petra Nemcova

Elton John Gets All The Hot Women To His Oscar Viewing Party

November 1, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Elton John and his new baby daddy hosted another of the big Oscar parties this year, a viewing shindig for a bunch of folks also not making the cut for the Academy Awards, but definitely making my refined list of girls I'd like to imagine being slapped by after I ask them if they like meat products.

Odette Yustman just looked super Yusty and sexy, Kim Kardashian she-bot appeared with extra spit and polish and perfect boobage, Charlotte Ross continues her medically induced age defying aweseomeness, Malin Akerman remains an underrated comedic hottie, Petra Nemcova just one damn super supermodel, Katie Price, previously known as the Jordan who made me drool excessively, Dianna Agron, irrepressible Glee breakout babe, and a reunion of the only straight reason for me to own the High School Musical DVD box set, petite hotties Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens. Now, that's what I call a party! Enjoy.

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Super Sexy Petra Nemcova Side Boob Pictures

November 1, 2011 @ 8:23 am

We haven't seen her in a while, but Petra Nemcova is back, and she brought some super sexy side boob with her! They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, and it's true, because after seeing these shots, I couldn't believe I had gone this long without any Petra pics. Wow. All I can is wow.

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Petra Nemcova Nipple Slip – Nearly

 
November 1, 2011 @ 8:23 am

Yesterday's Petra Nemcova side boob pictures were a revelation. She's really looking the best she has in quite some time. And today, we've got even more great pictures, which include a bit of a Petra Nemcova nipple slip! I say "a bit" because she's not completely out, but that loose top is definitely keeping very little to the imagination, and even giving a peek of nip. Either way, sexy as hell.

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More Petra Nemcova Cleavage from Cannes

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

I'm not sure what you can say about Petra Nemcova that hasn't been said already, but if I may, I'd like to add this to the official record: Humunuh, humunuh, humunuh... Looks like Petra's been dipping into her secret stash of Victoria's Secret bras, and pulled out the best one, because that is one hell of a lot of cleavage she's showing off at the amfAR benefit held last night in Cannes. And coming hot off the heals of that Petra Nemcova side boob cleavage we saw the other day, I can't wait to see what's coming next.

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Petra Nemcova Cleavage in Cannes

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

Petra Nemcova is a Supermodel, but in that dress, she's more like a Superhero. Not only does Petra have the uncanny ability to keep that dress from falling off, but just wearing it has enriched mankind immeasurably. Now all we need is a Supervillain whose one mission is to get Petra out of that dress.

Lots more of Petra Nemcova and her incredible cleavage from Cannes after the jump. Actually, I think it's technically side boob, not cleavage, but whatever.

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Petra Nemcova in Lingerie is Tres Jolie

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

You might think that being the spokemodel for one Lingerie company would be enough to keep Petra Nemcova busy, but apparently it isn't. We've already seen Petra Nemcova in La Senza lingerie, but here she is just a few months later looking simply amazing in lingerie by Tres Jolie.

And tres jolie is definitely what she is. In case you didn't know, that's French for "very pretty." Kind of an understatement if you ask me. If there's one thing in this world that Petra Nemcova is perfectly suited to, it's modelling lingerie. And surviving tsunamis. What? Too soon?

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Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn? WTF!?

November 1, 2011 @ 8:20 am

Hey, guess who's dating Petra Nemcova? I'll give you one guess, it's not you. Or me. Boooo. Actually, Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn are the hot new Hollywood couple, according to Page Six, and according to these pictures of the couple taken last night as they went from Post-Oscar Party to Post-Oscar-Party.

Newly single Sean Penn and supermodel Petra Nemcova slipped out of LA's Villa nightclub at 3:10 a.m. this morning -- clearly Hollywood's hottest new item.

The pair followed up an appearance at a CAA event two days ago with a full-on assault of coupledom tonight at Elton John's Oscar Party (above). Sean, 47, and Petra, 28, posed on the red carpet at the singer's AIDS Foundation fete and danced to his many hits before heading to Villa.

Now, what I really need to know is what the hell it takes to date a Supermodel. I was told that having a blog, and constantly making fun of celebritis was good enough, but clearly someone lied to me.

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