81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

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So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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Penelope Cruz Likes Short Shorts, and I Like Penelope Cruz in Short Shorts

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Here's Penelope Cruz shooting a scenes for the film Broken Hugs, looking mighty sexy rocking the "Daisy Duke" short shorts, and showing lots of leg. Is it too early to nominate this movie for Best Costume at the Oscars?

More pictures of Penelope Cruz in her sexy short shorts after the jump.

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's Lesbian Kiss is in the Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer

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There's lots of kissing and sexiness in the trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Starring Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem, but the kiss that's got our attention is Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian kiss, which is seen briefly in the trailer. We already told you about Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian sex scene in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and here's your first look. If only we could have had a similar scene in The Other Boleyn Girl...

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

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These Penelope Cruz bikini pictures probably aren't the best we've ever seen, but that's okay, since it's always nice to see as much of Penelope Cruz as we can. Here she is proving just how lucky her boyfriend Javier Bardem is.

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80th Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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It's Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year's 80th Academy Awards. If you didn't watch the show, you didn't miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.

But getting down to business, it's all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.

Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Lesbian Sex Scene "Coming" Soon

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Here's some awesome news for those of you going through Scarlett Johansson withdrawal. According to the Page Six, Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have a hot and steamy lesbian sex scene in their new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona, directed by Woody Allen. There is also a threesome scene with Javier Bardem.

Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz's husband.

So, um... Can I get in line now, because from that description, this will be the best movie ever. This might even be better than Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman together in The Other Boleyn Girl. Unless of course Scarlett and Natalie get it on. Because there's nothing in the Universe ever that could be better than Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman doing it. Nothing.

Here are some nice photos of Scarlett from the set of Vicky Christina Barcelona.

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

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It seems like just about every celebrity is getting their share of the sun these days, and Penelope Cruz bikini pictures show she's no different. Penelope hit the grabbed some sun, sand and surf with her boyfriend, Spanish actor, Javier Bardem, who grabbed himself some of Penelope Cruz's ass. That's right, yet another reason to hate your pathetic little life.

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

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Here are some Penelope Cruz bikini pictures that just popped up. Penelepe is in the Maldives with her lover, Spanish actor Javier Bardem. I call him her lover because he's a muscley Spanish guy, and using the term "boyfriend" really doesn't fit. Also, by the looks of it, there wasn't much else going on besides lovin'.

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Penelope Cruz's Topless Cousin

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Okay, so these are not quite Penelope Cruz topless pictures, but seeing as how Penelope's cousin looks almost exactly like Penelope, and has bigger breasts, I don't think anyone will really complain. Along with her cousin is Penelope's sister, Monica Cruz (in the striped thong bikini), who is also an almost exact Penelope clone. Talk about your strong genetic material. If they keep this up, the world will soon be run by topless Penelope Cruz clones, and I for one will be very happy about it.

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