Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's Lesbian Kiss is in the Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer

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There's lots of kissing and sexiness in the trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Starring Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem, but the kiss that's got our attention is Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian kiss, which is seen briefly in the trailer. We already told you about Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian sex scene in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and here's your first look. If only we could have had a similar scene in The Other Boleyn Girl...

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

10:57 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

These Penelope Cruz bikini pictures probably aren't the best we've ever seen, but that's okay, since it's always nice to see as much of Penelope Cruz as we can. Here she is proving just how lucky her boyfriend Javier Bardem is.

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80th Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:55 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

It's Oscar time again, and that means tons and tons of pictures from this year's 80th Academy Awards. If you didn't watch the show, you didn't miss too much, though this time around was quite a bit more bearable than years past. If only because they only ran about 15 minutes long, instead of an extra hour or two like usual.

But getting down to business, it's all about the Oscar fashions, and those sexy dresses. Things were kept fairly conservative this year, but some of my favourites were Amy Adams, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, Diane Lane, Ellen Page, Heidi Klum, Hilary Swank, Jessica Alba (looking pretty damn good for a pregnant girl), Katherine Heigl, and my personal favourite of the night, the absolutely perfect Keri Russell.

Of course, their were lots more ladies on the red carpet, and you can find them all after the jump, with nearly 200 pictures.

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Lesbian Sex Scene "Coming" Soon

01:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

Here's some awesome news for those of you going through Scarlett Johansson withdrawal. According to the Page Six, Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have a hot and steamy lesbian sex scene in their new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona, directed by Woody Allen. There is also a threesome scene with Javier Bardem.

Scarlett Johansson has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz's husband.

So, um... Can I get in line now, because from that description, this will be the best movie ever. This might even be better than Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman together in The Other Boleyn Girl. Unless of course Scarlett and Natalie get it on. Because there's nothing in the Universe ever that could be better than Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman doing it. Nothing.

Here are some nice photos of Scarlett from the set of Vicky Christina Barcelona.

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

02:18 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

It seems like just about every celebrity is getting their share of the sun these days, and Penelope Cruz bikini pictures show she's no different. Penelope hit the grabbed some sun, sand and surf with her boyfriend, Spanish actor, Javier Bardem, who grabbed himself some of Penelope Cruz's ass. That's right, yet another reason to hate your pathetic little life.

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

11:27 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

Here are some Penelope Cruz bikini pictures that just popped up. Penelepe is in the Maldives with her lover, Spanish actor Javier Bardem. I call him her lover because he's a muscley Spanish guy, and using the term "boyfriend" really doesn't fit. Also, by the looks of it, there wasn't much else going on besides lovin'.

More Penelope Cruz bikini pictures after the jump.

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Penelope Cruz's Topless Cousin

12:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

Okay, so these are not quite Penelope Cruz topless pictures, but seeing as how Penelope's cousin looks almost exactly like Penelope, and has bigger breasts, I don't think anyone will really complain. Along with her cousin is Penelope's sister, Monica Cruz (in the striped thong bikini), who is also an almost exact Penelope clone. Talk about your strong genetic material. If they keep this up, the world will soon be run by topless Penelope Cruz clones, and I for one will be very happy about it.

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Actual Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

01:10 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

Well, if you were feeling at all short-changed by our earlier Monica Cruz bikini pictures post, and wanted some real Penelope Cruz bikini pictures, hopefully this post will make you happy. There's no sibling clones in this one, just 100% pure Penelope Cruz bikini pictures.

So, now that we have them more or less side-by-side, the question arises as to which one is the hotter Cruz sister? Since they're pretty much identical to me, I think this one is going to be tough. I guess it's just one of life's mysteries.

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Monica Cruz (Not Penelope Cruz) Bikini Pictures

12:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

Yes, Penelope Cruz's younger sister, Monica Cruz does look great in a bikini, but I'm really not sure why the paparazzi are taking her picture. Is she actually famous for doing something, or just famous by association? You know, like Nicky Hilton. Oops, strike that. Neither Hilton sister is famous for actually doing anything. Doing anyone... That's a different story.

Anyway, I could have probably done a little research into it, but that would require more work than merely writing some innane comments and posting a couple of pictures, and if you're at all familiar with this site, you'll know that's not how I do things.

So, not knowing why they're being posted, here are some Monica Cruz bikini pictures. At the very least, if you like Penelope Cruz, you'll like Monica, because they are basically clones of each other.

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These Penelope Cruz Pictures are Damn Sexy Thanks to Ellen Von Unwerth, and Penelope Cruz

02:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Penelope Cruz

Sure, you could look at Paparazzi pictures all day, but it's a different story when a real photographer takes pictures of a beautiful actress. A perfect example of that are these Penelope Cruz pictures by acclaimed photographer Ellen Von Unwerth.

Unwerth's pictures are always the sexiest you'll get, and these definitely don't dissapoint. No, there's no nipple, and you won't find Penelope Cruz naked under a sheet. In fact, the reason these pictures are hot is because you don't see everything.

Of course, I wouldn't mind seeing it all, I'm just saying that there's nude, and then there's sexy. And if you can't have one, the other ain't bad.

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