Paris Hilton’s Parents are Proud of her Sex Tape

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If you've ever wondered why Paris Hilton turned out the way she did, it really doesn't take much looking around. In fact, you only need look so far as her parents. According to Paris' biographer, Jerry Oppenheimer, who was interviewed by The Sun, Paris Hilton's parents are the key influence in making her the mega-skank she is, and they're even proud of her Sex Tape.

He said: "I have family sources telling me that Rick and Kathy Hilton are proud of everything Paris has done, including the X-rated video that launched her to this international stardom and infamy and fame.

"It is a bizarre family. Behind the scenes her parents were not opposed to the video because that totally launched her."

Jerry said: "Kathy put her in make-up and allowed her into nightclubs from a very young age.

"I feel sorry for her because in a way she had no chance to do anything else but live the dreams that her grandmother and her mother had for themselves."

Now, ignoring for the moment the incredibly fucked notion that Paris Hilton has a biographer, do you really find it that surprising that her parents could so royally screw her up? After all, parents are the single greatest influence in a child's life. That being said, when you're ludicrously rich, seek out self-satisfaction by pimping out your children, and otherwise have no grip on reality, how well do you think your kids are going to turn out?

Anyway, here are some Paris Hilton bikini pictures for absolutely no reason. Though I'm sure her parents would be proud.