Paris Hilton is an idiot. It's obvious. We know it. She knows it. And now we know that she knows it. According to Page Six, when asked by Police for details on the home-invasion robbery of "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis, Paris said she's just not smart enough to remember what happened.
"Like I really . . . I don't remember. I'm not like that smart," Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on "Dateline NBC" on Saturday night.
"I like forget stuff all the time," she said.
So there you have it. Paris Hilton is a complete. fucking. idiot. But then, you knew that already. Because you are not an idiot.
Update: We have Audio!