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Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News |
 Shailene Woodley to go covered topless. – Huffington Post | |
| Naomi Watts is taking on the original royal hotness. – Gossip Center | |
| Diane Kruger brings the goods to Berlin. – Celebuzz | |
| Halle Berry is getting the eff out of Dodge. – TMZ | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
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Paris Hilton Looks Pregnant, Carries Apocalypse In Her Womb
I don't know if it's the dress, the light, the ridiculous way she stands, or if she's wearing some kind of fake baby bump to get attention, but Paris Hilton looks pregnant, and if that's the case, I'm going to shoot myself. Better yet, I'm going to shoot her. Paris Hilton is not allowed to reproduce. It would be a crime against Humanity. In the future, Shiloh and the Brangelina Twins would have to use their superpowers to rid the world of the evil that would be Paris Hilton's hellspawn.
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