I feel sick. Paris Hilton is out of jail, and it's making me sick. I really didn't want to write about this, and I'm only doing so for two reasons. A) If I don't, I will get tons of emails asking me why I didn't, and that would be annoying. 2) I would just like to point out that this is probably the most coverage anyone has gotten for being released from prison since Nelson Mandela. And sadly, I'm pretty sure she's getting more coverage.
I really truly hope you don't care, or that if you do care, it's because it makes you angry. If you aren't angry yet, just . She's acting like she's on the fucking red carpet.
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Paris Hilton is Out of Jail. Fuck.
I feel sick. Paris Hilton is out of jail, and it's making me sick. I really didn't want to write about this, and I'm only doing so for two reasons. A) If I don't, I will get tons of emails asking me why I didn't, and that would be annoying. 2) I would just like to point out that this is probably the most coverage anyone has gotten for being released from prison since Nelson Mandela. And sadly, I'm pretty sure she's getting more coverage.
I really truly hope you don't care, or that if you do care, it's because it makes you angry. If you aren't angry yet, just . She's acting like she's on the fucking red carpet.
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