Paris Hilton is Cheaper than Cheap, also Dumber than Dumb

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You would think that with all that money she makes by showing up to parties and red carpet events for fifteen minutes at a time (yes, celebrities get paid for that), Paris Hilton would be able to pick up a $10 tab, but it seems that isn't so. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, Paris skipped out on a $9.80 bill at a Sydney cafe on Sunday.

Ms Hilton left a barely nibbled hamburger sitting on a plate at Sloanes Cafe in Paddington and wandered off to continue shopping, having forgotten to pay for a mineral water and a frappe.

"She's got bucketloads of money and she didn't pay for her drinks," said a waitress, Jo Pfahl.

"[Paris] had a little chat with a waiter up front, then they all got up and walked out without paying," Ms Pfahl said. Staff joked they could recoup the loss by selling the remains of Ms Hilton's meal on eBay.

Ms Hilton's appearance at the cafe was unexpected and there was no deal to provide free drinks, said Pepita Macalister-Knight, whose parents own the cafe. "[At first] we had no idea it was her."

Further proof that Paris Hilton still hasn't figured out the basic rules of society. You would think that one thing a spoiled rich bitch would know how to do would be paying for things, but apparently not. Next thing you know she's going to be shoplifting lipsticks. Oh, if only Daddy really loved her...

Whatever. Forget about Paris and just focus on the Australian bikini babes she's with.