Well, the big new today is that Paris Hilton was wearing a really short dress the other night when she went out clubbing, and let's just say, she made an ass of herself. Literally.
There's nothing surprising about this at all really. I mean, Paris Hilton dancing on a table, and showing her ass to everyone in the club isn't exactly a new phenomenon. Anyway, we've all seen Paris Hilton's ass before. Just be thankful you can't see it from the front this time.