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Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News |
Shailene Woodley to go covered topless. – Huffington Post | |
Naomi Watts is taking on the original royal hotness. – Gossip Center | |
Diane Kruger brings the goods to Berlin. – Celebuzz | |
Halle Berry is getting the eff out of Dodge. – TMZ | |
No bras here. – The Chive |
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Paris Hilton is a Slutty…?
It become traditional for girls to "slut up" whatever costume it is they choose to wear for Halloween. If you're a nurse, you're a slutty nurse. If you're a cop, you're a slutty cop. If you're a tree, you're a slutty tree.
Thing is, usually it should be pretty obvious what kind of slutty costume it is you're wearing. So what particular kind of a slut is Paris Hilton supposed to be for Halloween?
I guess she's just going as a slutty slut. Oh, wait. I know what she is. She's a slutty Paris Hilton. No, that can't be right. That's just redundant.