Paris Hilton Hits on Lindsay Lohan’s Boyfriend

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The proverbial shit is about to hit the fan again. In the war to end all wars, another battle is about to begin, and this time, it will be to the death!

What the hell am I talking about? Oh, just a little thing called Paris Hilton hitting on Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend, Harry Morton. Yeah, you heard me. According to Star Magazine, Paris moved in on Lindsay's man while she was away for the evening. And he was flirting back.

While Lindsay Lohan, 20, partied in NYC on Sept. 14 during Fashion Week, her boyfriend, Harry Morton, was at West Hollywood club Hyde -- where Paris Hilton was flirting with him and dancing suggestively in front of him, a club spy says.

Paris, 25, showed up with her entourage about 11:30 p.m. and, almost immediately afterward, Harry, 25, walked in and joined her party. "Since Lindsay and Paris aren't on talking terms, everyone was surprised that Harry would walk straight over to Paris the moment he came in," an eyewitness tells Star People. "Paris flirted with Harry every chance she got. When he talked to someone else, it looked like she would randomly spark up a conversation just to get his attention. And every so often, she'd do a dance right in front of him."

As if that wasn't obvious enough, "When Paris' song 'Stars Are Blind' played, she looked into Harry's eyes and mouthed the lyrics, 'Baby I'm perfect for you!'"

While they didn't leave together, they did exit within minutes of one another: Paris first and Harry almost immediately after. Hmmm.

I swear, George Bush should be less worried about Iran obtaining nuclear weapons than these two girls. It's too bad that Lindsay is in a cast these days, limiting her ability to bitch-slap. I guess we'll have to wait for the full-on retaliation. But maybe that's why Lindsay wants to move to London, and take Harry with her.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Paris Hilton pumping gas while wearing Fendi. Man, I wish she was smoking a cigarette.