Paris Hilton: Drug Smuggler

Um, I think Nick Carter is my hero. No, not because he was in the Backstreet Boys, and not because he has some stupid new reality show. No, Nick Carter may be my new hero because of his recent allegations against Paris Hilton. According to PR Inside, Carter claims that Paris Hilton was (is ?) so dependent on drugs, that she would stuff pot in a teddy bear when travelling, and would often be too strung out to even have sex.

She relied heavily on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.

I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.

If she was going overseas she'd cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.

It's a little odd that those drug sniffing dogs wouldn't pick up the scent of marijuana on her, but they probably couldn't smell it through all that Eau de Skank. Still, I don't doubt nick Carter one little bit, and the fact that he actually said it just made my day. Scratch that, it just made my year.

Of course, it's not the first time Paris Hilton has been linked to drugs. And while it's just a matter of time before Paris' publicist issue a long line of denials, just keep one thing in mind: Paris Hilton pays those people to lie.

But what I really want to know is what's that guy typing on his Sidekick...?

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