Friday, 12 May, 2006
Paris Hilton and her Stupid Video Game
So Paris Hilton was at E3, the big video game trade show to promote her new cellphone video game, but when she came on stage, she got the name wrong.
"Sorry I'm late. I'm really excited to have my new video game, 'Diamondquest.' Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game."
Now, what is the most ridiculous part of this story? The fact that Paris Hilton said something totally moronic? No. The most ridiculous part of this story is that pretty much every major news outlet is running this story. Of course, all they're doing is just syndicating an AP article, and it will probably be a little entertaining for their readers, but the fact that this story has spread so far, so fast is pretty scary.
And what's worse, this story is now generating a lot more attention for a video game which probably would have gone completely overlooked, had it not been for Paris Hilton's total stupidity. And that's just the thing, isn't it? If you're going to be making a video game that's promoted by Paris Hilton, how else would you draw attention to it, than by having your star, who's known for saying stupid things, say something stupid?
Well, I'm not going to link to the story, or give you the real name of the video game, because I'm not that dumb, and I really don't like Paris Hilton.
Update: Check out the video of Paris Hilton at E3. It turns out she really is that dumb.
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Ok, nice zit on your shoulder Paris. She should have worn a sleeved shirt, cover that crap up!
Posted by: Candian Girl at May 12, 2006 02:22 PM
Where did the tits suddenly come from?
Posted by: American Boy at May 12, 2006 02:50 PM
Paris Hilton's not nearly as stupid as you seem to think she is. She may very well have done it on purpose.
Posted by: paul at May 12, 2006 02:57 PM
hmm, i wonder if it is an educational video game.
Posted by: Karry at May 12, 2006 03:03 PM
hahhahahaaha...man, check out the video of her announcing it.
http://www.thevelvethottub.com/2006/05/paris-hilton-is-brain-surgeon.html
is she drunk?
Posted by: simian at May 12, 2006 03:05 PM
Woah. She never had a chest like that. The ONE and ONLY thing I could ever admire her...yes, ONLY ONLY ONLY ONLY thing I could admire her for was for her not having fake tits put in just because she could.
That one thing has apparently dried up and died.
Posted by: k37744 at May 12, 2006 03:09 PM
She's all coked up, like the rest of em!!!! Seriously, she's just hurting my feelings. I looked up Bimbo in the dictionnary today, the definition was "Paris Hilton". HEY BIMBO! Go find a NEW LOVE of your LIFE, this MONTH.
Posted by: Canadian Girl at May 12, 2006 03:09 PM
It is unbelievable. She really is a very stupid person. It's almost hard to believe.
Posted by: James at May 12, 2006 03:13 PM
She may not have implants -- pushup bras can really work wonders. You can't really judge from one pic whether a girl has had a boob job or not, IMHO>
Posted by: Jenny at May 12, 2006 04:08 PM
LOOKAT DEM TITTAYZ! man i just love it when skinny chicks grow a pair. Maybe she is PMSing and her tits are getting swollen.
Another thing to ponder is, maybe she is so damn rich and doesn't care about such stupid trivial things such as the name of her video game, its just another money maker for her that she doesn't have anything to do with besides putting her name on it. Also, it might have been called DiamondQuest at one point and she simply didn't get the memo about the name change.
Posted by: DavidF at May 12, 2006 04:27 PM
The funniest thing about this video is probably the fact that on the backboard that paris is standing in front of it actually SAYS THE NAME OF THE GAME. Dumb bitch didnt bother to glance at her backdrop where it says "Paris Hilton" and "Jewel Jam" below it. I guess this is what our world has come to...sad.
Posted by: Jessica at May 12, 2006 05:06 PM
They're not fake. Just a padded push up bra. Works magic! And how stupid is she really? Her game's title couldn't be more different from what she said. Dumb as fuck!
Posted by: linda at May 12, 2006 06:32 PM
haha funny http://tanyamarie.hi5.com
Posted by: tanya marie at May 13, 2006 02:49 AM
Anyone who saw her sex video would know she has a nice chest, and no there was never a "boob job" and they may be a touch bigger, but they are basically the same for years.
Posted by: JohnnyG at May 13, 2006 11:09 AM
Wow. You people bitch and moan about how this chick is as dumb as she is, but it seems the fact that you care enough about her to post this junk means she's got you all beat in the smarts department. She may be dumb, but it could be worse.....
Posted by: Mo at May 13, 2006 01:54 PM
With tits and legs like she has, I really don't care if she is smart or dumb.
Posted by: BBR at May 13, 2006 09:55 PM
she has a kickin bod, but paris is a buttaface.
Posted by: Don at May 14, 2006 06:50 PM
don't care whether she's dumb or did it on purpose, i'd still do her and her billions
Posted by: d_jologs at May 14, 2006 11:51 PM
dude, wtf is wrong with her nose? it looks all fish hooked up i do her to while she layed face down so i would'nt have to look at her nose and want to go fishing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Posted by: Tahoe Blue at May 16, 2006 08:40 AM
She is an ignorant, uneducated low class broad...why even bother promoting something of hers? She Couldn't even remember name of the game !
Posted by: cheryl at May 19, 2006 07:55 PM
