Is Paris Hilton Using Her Lady Stank Like A Piggy Bank? (VERY NSFW)

Well, you know, my love for Billionaire Barbie is boundless, and I hate to pile on when the heiress is down on her luck following a recent arrest for cocaine possession in Sin City, but, how could I pass up this little 'unsourced' news nugget claiming that Paris Hilton uses her lady nest as her go-to stash house. Hmm, it seems far fetched, but when you consider the comprehensive list of vessels to have docked in Paris' harbor, well, hmm.

For you CSI fans, we've included an upgraded version of this classic Paris Hilton upskirt picture, for your personal examination.