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What Do Odette Yustman, The Silver Bear, and Group Sex Have in Common?
Follow me here on an adventure that leads to a cool book, a sexy movie, a pubic hair landing strip on a British book reviewer, and some major up and coming hotness.
Regular readers of Egotastic! know that Odette Yustman is well on her way to becoming a major league celebrity hottie. Her breakout role could come as a bad-ass law enforcement agent in the spy-thriller The Double, coming out in 2011. I did some Encyclopedia Brown type investigating and it turns out that the writer of The Double is Derek Haas, the screenwriter who also wrote the bullet-bending Angelina Jolie kick-ass film, Wanted, along with 3:10 to Yuma, Fast and Furious 2, and a bunch of other guy movies I get to see when my girlfriend is gone visiting her grifter mother in the trailerhood.
The gray matter in my head cavity starts churning and I remember Derek Haas' name from the bottom of The Silver Bear, the hitman novel that all the men-folk here at Egotastic! are collectively enjoying in our plush lavatory facilities whilst evacuating our pipes. I had six-fingered Gretchen reach out to Mr. Haas by way of telephonic device and before he could figure out I wasn't really his doctor calling with important medical information, I blurted to him over the phone, 'If and when The Silver Bear is a movie, you've got to use Odette Yustman as 'Jake' [the hot chick in the book]!' Then, I hung up the phone in dramatic fashion, I mean, it was a cell phone so mostly I just pushed END really hard.
But that cagey literary bastard had caller ID and rang me back. Foiled. He asked me if all Egotastic! readers preferred Odette Yustman or was it just me pretending it was all of you. He's one smart mofo and he wants to hear from all of you spy and thriller book and movie fans.
Silver Bear, a Bad-Ass Hitman Novel by Derek Haas
So, here's what you need to do. Get The Silver Bear for yourself, trust me, it's a killer (literally) read. If you like hitmen and guns and girls and Russian mobsters, like all men do, you'll dig it. Then, you need to email Derek Haas and tell him who you want to play the female lead if there's a movie version of his book.
You know I'm pulling hard (as it were) for Odette Yustman, seen here in these Women's Health magazine pictures. C'mon, she looks hot even in women's magazines! Vote Odette.
Okay, still not sure. Check out this video clip from Group Sex, a movie you've likely never seen but came out this past summer featuring the super sextastic Odette Yustman.
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(NOTE: for your Brits especially, one of the many positive book review blurbs for The Silver Bear was from your own, Jenni Falconer. Holy crapoly. Had to look her up. Damn. I had a very different picture in my mind of how British book critics look. Where's the gray hair and spectacles? I'd like this woman to blurb me!)
Jenni Falconer posing for Ultimo Lingerie: