Kristin Cavallari gets knocked up. (HuffPo)
More stars are getting nekkid on TV. (FoxNews)
Nina Dobrev Nylon photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Cameron Diaz and Diane Kruger do Paris. (Celebuzz)
Will Vanessa Bryant join Basketball Wives? (TMZ)
Lana Del Rey, before she was hot famous. (BuzzFeed)
Jennifer Lawrence new movie poster. (theFABlife)
We're still not exactly sure what the People's Choice Awards are, other than a big early jump for CBS to pimp hair care products out front of the Hollywood awards season and pretend it was demanded by the public at-large. I'm really not sure who votes for these things, but, by the looks of tonight's winners, I'm going to say lots and lots of girls who run to the bathroom before the boy they're mad crushing on in 3rd period English sees the zit on their cheek.
Nevertheless, such have-become-big events do bring out the requisite number of Tinsel Town hotties in their first real crazy expensive attire of the 'oh, my gawd, you do love me' season.
Some of the noteworthy faces at tonight's award show included Miley Cyrus, Kaley Cuoco, Julianne Hough, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Stana Katic, Ginnifer Goodwin, Nina Dobrev, Ashley Greene, Carrie Keegan, Lea Michele, Jennifer Lawrence, Ashley Benson, and Kristen Bell. Quite a gaggle. Enjoy.
NOTE: We'll update the gallery throughout the evening and tomorrow morning as we sober up some and sift through our photo dump, as it were.
Amid the botox and Guinness Record levels of makeup on display at last night's celebration of prime time television, amid the pressure of 40 and 50-something women trying to pass for 30, and amid all the sort of thespianics on most definitely awful television programs, there was celebrity sextastic on display at last night's Emmy Awards. Now, for some reason, long, covering dresses seemed to be in vogue last night on the red carpet, I'm not sure if this is because the vast majority of designers don't get a reflexive tingle in their jingles every time they see a little hot actress skin like most of us do, or if it's just some fashion trend that I would never in a million years care to understand, but there was not much in the way of cleavage or sexy leg on the catwalk.
Nevertheless, sexy ladies did abound including the small screen hotties, Sofia Vergara, Dianna Agron, Christina Hendricks, Emily Blunt, Jane Krakowski (flashing some memorable cleave), Heidi Klum, Kate Winslet, Maria Bello, Minka Kelly, Nina Dobrev, Olivia Munn, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Katie Holmes seemed to tag along just because they had extra tickets and some $5,000 gowns hanging in their closet. Enjoy.
I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.
Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.
I'm pretty geeked about Cowboys and Aliens this coming weekend. I'm ready to unleash my inner Old West nerd-dom. Seeing Olivia Wilde is definitely part of it. Not to mention the cast of celebrity hotties who came out on the red carpet last night, including the other Olivia, Oliva Munn, the underrated hottie Abigail Spencer (also in the film), Candace Bailey from Attack of the Show, Nina Dobrev who is all over everywhere awesome, and Yvonne Strahovsky, who just makes me want to sign up for Submissive training class to learn how to care for her every hot blonde powerful need. In short, great premiere. Enjoy.
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Kate Upton and Maria Menounous Headline the Weekend’s Hotter Football Game
The DirecTV Beach Bowl has become an annul Super Bowl weekend tradition now, and any tradition that involves gathering up a half-dozen or so super sporty hotties to play flag football in the sand, well, call me a traditionalist because it's one of my favorite times of the entire Super Bowl weekend.
This lists cast of sextastic players included the bouncy flouncy Kate Upton, uber-Grecian hottie Maria Menounos, vastly underappreciated brunette deliciosa, Nina Dobrev, and out hottie Eurasian model friend, Chrissy Teigen, forming a scrum very close to the see-ball, fondle-ball sporting games of my nightly fantasies. Hot chicks playing sports, there may never be a more passion-inducing combination. Enjoy.
NINA DOBREV DESERVES EVER SO MUCH MORE ATTENTION